Storytime

r TIFU TIFU for feeding my children first even if I am very hungry. TIFU by buying myself a fancy jacket and instantly starting a rumor at work TIFU by buying a bean bag chair for my wife I kept sending the wrong information to my Insurance about my income and eventually ignored them, resulting in me possibly having to pay 10.000€ in back-pay. today I freaked up by opening up old medical records and finding out my memory issues are way worse than I realized. After completing the service, went call the dog owner to pick up their dog ala store pager, but she was already on her way. Left the pager record the next almost 5 minutes of conversation for the whole store to hear me slowly panic about how to turn the recording off. It repeated three times. My friends now genuinely believe I crashed out because of angsty Kasane Teto videos in my search history. Fml didn't pay attention while mopping and got startled by a customer which caused me to bump my head resulting in a huge painful bump, broken glases, damage to my car that I can't afford to fix, and spending money I didn't have on new glasses. Asked for some time off after getting ahead financially, worded the email too vaguely, and my boss thought I was about to quit. Office rumors exploded within a day.