Storytime

r TIFU TIFU by making fun of my dad’s past relationships and finding out my mom’s a cheater TIFU by eating a pancake that went bad in my car and discovering I had cancer TIFU by eating the wrong thing. TIFU by playing a game with my friend while my daughter was sleeping. TIFU by thinking I would get some sunshine to assist me with getting over sickness TIFU by booking a doctors appointment for my little sister without telling our mother TIFU by sending a voice note rant… to the wrong person (waiting for HR to call me up anytime) TIFU by throwing out a perfectly food air fryer TIFU by shattering my whole family’s dynamics TIFU by buying what I thought was coffee creamer TIFU By eating chocolate while doing a yoga move TIFU by not setting an alarm. TIFU by filling in the wrong person’s medical history TIFU by not checking the weather before I got high TIFU by not considering daylight standard time. TIFU by getting me and my boyfriend banned from a liquor store TIFU by getting drunk at a stranger's house party, throwing up from the window and passing out on her couch TIFU: Letting my cat in the bathroom TIFU by eating and then going to the gym TIFU by not checking the basement TIFU: DROPPED WEIGHTS ON FLOOR NOT IN MY HOUSE.... TIFU by getting a Taxi instead of an Uber