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"Don't you dare put that in your mouth!" r/MaliciousCompliance Reddit Stories

Season 29, Ep. 63

maliciouscompliance where You like attention do you? Here, let me get you some. Adorable Compliance - "Don't take your head off that pillow!" My Son's Work-around . . . OK Boss, we can try it their way. I will work on THAT Saturday YOU put me on the roster. Working too much, and get the shaft cuzza it Deli Stareoff Will do! A dish pig’s tale RTO or PL Oon Tuesdays, ok "Don't you dare put that in your mouth!"

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