Stellar Firma

Trexel is the Best

This one's going out to anyone who’s ever woken up after a three-day binge full of doubt… shame… 

Yes… 

When you're feeling kinda down and low 

Don't know what to do or where to go 

Physical and emotional pain 

Paranoia and self-hatred reign 

Get your stinking body off the floor 

Drag that worthless carcass to the door 

Look in to the empty hall 

Hard to see the point at all 

(No) NO! That’s no way to think 

That a Geistman could ever be defeated by drink 

The line that you represent and 

Your many great achievements 

This genius is once in an aeon 

Don’t let yourself get gainsaid by peons 

Superior to all the rest, don't forget 

Mmmm, Trexel is the best 

Trexel is the best, ooh, it's unequivocal 

Trexel is the best, what's that? Say it again 

Trexel is the best, don’t argue with me 

Trexel is the best (he’s the best) 

My methods? Always non-traditional 

Love for myself? Always unconditional 

Haters try to blame me for what's happening, 

just because their world’s collapsing 

Deep down, I know their insults are lies, 

I can see it in the mirror when I look in my eyes 

If you doubt it, put it to the test, and don't forget 

Trexel is the best 

Trexel is the best, it's non, non, non-negotiable 

Trexel is the best, say it again, say it again 

Trexel is the best, what did we discuss about arguing 

Trexel is the Best 

(he’s the best) 

Ah keep it rolling 

That’s it, that's nice to hear 

You know it's good to have someone like you around 

(Trexel is the best) 

Y’know, someone who gets me, 

who understands me not like David always arguing, 

(Trexel is the best) 

‘Oh! Oh that's not right Trexel’, ‘That doesn't work’, 

Hasn’t he heard? I'm the best 

(Trexel is the best) 

I mean I’m literally the best 

(He’s the best) 

Damn straight 

So, anyone going anywhere nice after here? Not, not that we couldn't stay here, not because I’m, not because I’m banned. Not like, not like, oh...er...not like Trexel is banned, because I’m not Trexel. Becau— ‘cause I’m not— 

‘Cause Trexel's banned and I’m not... Despite what the song... I am allowed to be he— that's, I, we’ve, we’ve— 

Um, DAVID! 

Artists 

Dr. Beaver: Band Leader and Bass  

JJ Perry: Production, Mixing and Mastering, Arrangement and Additional Music  

Tim Meredith: Music, Vocals and Lyrics 

Special thanks to Amy Dickinson for advice and support. 

“Trexel is the Best” is from the album “Cabaret Night at the Cosmic Lounge”. © Rusty Quill 2020 

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