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David's Place
David's Place
For Board's sake, no one tell David 7 about the fourth wall.
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This is #3 of 4 of our Stellar Firma mini-anthology.
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Content warnings:
- Food
- Alcohol & alcoholism
SFX: whistling, canned laughter & applause, continuous meowing.
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Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith
Produced by Katie Seaton
Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall
I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris
Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek
David 7: Ben Meredith
Trexel Geistman and Angry Jim: Tim Meredith
Announcer: Jeffrey Nils Gardner
KT the Coin Friend: Katie Seaton
Written by Ben Meredith
'David's Place' theme music by Katie Seaton, inspired by the song 'Little Clone Baby' by Tim Meredith
Editing: Maddy Searle
Stellar Firma theme music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan
Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner
Featured SFX by JarredGibb, 3bagbrew, Evil_Ear_Recordings, tim.kahn, 15FPanskaDavid_Matous, babagau, lchapman1980, joeboarder14, Leandri140029, InspectorJ, 15GPanskaZacekSamuel, and previously credited artists via freesound.org.
Additional music:
Frogs Legs Rag by Kevin MacLeod,
Link to track: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5761-frogs-legs-rag
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-2. Season 1 Ad Spot
00:39||Season 1, Ep. -2Season 1 AdSpotEmployee introduction and disciplinary actionCitizen Employee T. Geistman (ID 362884) submits Bio Facsimile David 7 (ID 95847336) to standard disciplinary action.Content Warning for:Comedic violenceEmotional AbuseIf you'd like to support the show join be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquillCreated by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Lowri Ann DaviesExecutive Producer Alexander J NewallPerformances:Trexyl Geistman: Tim MeredithDavid 7: Ben MeredithEditing: Alexander J NewallMusic: Samuel D F JonesArtwork: Anika KhanFeatured SFX from:VSokorelos, taira Komori, batuhansezer and Edo333 via freesound.org.Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy.Join our community:WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/TWITTER: @therustyquillREDDIT: r/RustyQuillEMAIL: mail@rustyquill.comStellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.
-1. Season 1 Teaser
01:45||Season 1, Ep. -1TrailerRecyclingCitizen Employee T. Geistman (ID 362884) submits Bio Facsimile David 6 (ID 95847336) to summary slurriment and recycling.Content Warning for:Comedic violenceEmotional AbuseIf you'd like to support the show join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquillCreated by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Lowri Ann DaviesExecutive Producer Alexander J NewallPerformances:Trexyl Geistman: Tim MeredithDavid 6: Ben MeredithEditing: Alexander J NewallMusic: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika KhanFeatured SFX:Inspector J and previously credited artists via freesound.orgSubscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy.Join our community:WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/TWITTER: @therustyquillREDDIT: r/RustyQuillEMAIL: mail@rustyquill.comStellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.
11. Episode 1 - Troughs and Goo
20:31||Season 1, Ep. 11Episode 1Troughs and GooPLANET - 512896-ACitizen Employee T. Geistman (ID 362884) is paired with new Bio Facsimile David 7 (ID 95847335). Client Nurturer 163 of the Superfluous Tentacle requests a hatchling world for the breeding of young.Consultant Recommendation:Trough shaped world.Seas: Boiling.Entrance via cushioned chute.Egress via teen spaceport.Ceremonial daggers provided for all. Content Warning for:Comedic violenceEmotional abuseAlcoholismSpecial thanks to Bec Savage for this episode's Planet Brief Submission.If you'd like to support the show, be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquillCreated by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Lowri Ann DaviesExecutive Producer Alexander J NewallPerformances:I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen HarrisDavid 7: Ben MeredithHartro Piltz: Jenny HaufekTrexel Geistman: Tim MeredithEditing: Edward Von Aderkas & Alexander J NewallMusic: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika KhanFeatured SFX:patchen, sandyrb, reg7783 and xxqmanxx, pan14, peepholecircus, Sonicfreak, Paul368, mcpable, mr_roboto24, josepharaoh99, Tonsofpaperbrokenpen, GWMX_YOUTUBE03, toiletrolltube, kyles, ady_vornicu, FenrirFangs, BigKahuna360, Paul368, ani_music, rpew1, reg7783, Geography, Sauron974,Julien%20Matthey, Ev-Dawg, hz37, rdneubauer, domrodrig, theshuggie + previous via freesound.orgSubscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy.Join our community:WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/TWITTER: @therustyquillREDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.comStellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.
2. Episode 2 - Studs and Blood
21:14||Season 1, Ep. 2Episode 2Studs and BloodPLANET - 512897-ꝘBurn Market the 23rd Earl of Armica requests a planet dedicated to the production of Holovision programming with suggestive names included for landmarks.Consultant Recommendation; Category 4 sized planet. Divided into rectangles for each production. Suited to blood sports and dramatic productions. Wild climate variation to provide jeopardy. Suggestive names included in a brown paper bag.Content Warning for:Comedic violenceEmotional abuseAlcoholismSpecial thanks to Felix Murley-Anderson for this episode's Planet Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: aetherglow, Steven Newman, Shanti Pillai, Tom Harding, Fancy George Jones, Miranda Baldwin, Annie Stevens, Jonah Levin, Alice Ebenhoe and Hugh CollinsIf you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquillCreated by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Lowri Ann DaviesExecutive Producer Alexander J NewallPerformances:I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen HarrisDavid 7: Ben MeredithTrexel Geistman: Tim MeredithEditing: Edward von Aderkas & Alexander J NewallMusic: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika Khan.Featured SFX:Simon.rue and Previously credited artists via freesound.orgSubscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy.Join our community:WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/TWITTER: @therustyquillREDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.comStellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.
3. Episode 3 - Gods and Trousers
22:50||Season 1, Ep. 3Episode 3Gods and TrousersPLANET - 512898-ꜾMitsy Van Schuten – 4th wife to the President of the Mars Concordant requests a planet dedicated to cute animals with particular focus on the fauna of old earth.Consultant Recommendation; Stock biome variation display planet. Planet in synchronous rotation with star to create dark side and light side. Light side: living animals to be hunted with provided weaponry. Dark side: dead animals to be resurrected with provided weaponry. Clients to be as gods.Content Warning for:Comedic violenceViolence to AnimalsEmotional AbuseAlcoholismSpecial thanks to Wren Griffin-Harrigan for this episode's Planet Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: mielebit, Devin Goodman, the tempered steel of loss, Chase Curtin, Andy Plain. Summer Brown. Carpark Grackle, Jonathan Skowronek, Erin, harrison minnix If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquillCreated by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Lowri Ann DaviesExecutive Producer Alexander J NewallPerformances:I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen HarrisDavid 7: Ben MeredithHartro Piltz: Jenny HaufekTrexel Geistman: Tim MeredithEditing: Edward von Aderkas & Alexander J NewallMusic: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika Khan.Featured SFX:MorneDelport, adcbicycle, martinimeniscus, ermfilm, kyles, lolamadeus & previously credited artists via freesound.org.Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy.Join our community:WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/TWITTER: @therustyquillREDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.comStellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.
1. Episode 4 - Bowels and Dogs
27:02||Season 1, Ep. 1Episode 4Bowels and DogsPLANET - 512899-ꝄLead Singer of The Winter Lettuce Collective requests a Planet to reflect their brilliance including a sky mood ring.Consultant Recommendation; Pod category planet in the shape of a lettuce. Pod contains a library of all the clients achievements. Grand atrium with optional memorials to murder and accidental death. Dogs with/without knives. Internal clouds with laser projections to display moods. Constant questions to establish moods. Content Warning for:Comedic violenceViolence to animalsEmotional abuseAlcoholismSpecial thanks to Tessa Wright for this episode's Planet Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Ever Anon, Nicole Fry, Meagan Waltz, Mike Nutter and Sean Frohling.If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquillCreated by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Lowri Ann DaviesExecutive Producer Alexander J NewallPerformances:I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen HarrisDavid 7: Ben MeredithTrexel Geistman: Tim MeredithEditing: Edward von Aderkas & Alexander J NewallMusic: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika Khan.Featured SFX:trullilulli, BigKahuna360, leonelmail, duckduckpony, BeeProductive, InspectorJ & previously credited artists via freesound.org.Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it reallyhelps us spread across the galaxy.Join our community:WEBSITE: rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: facebook.com/therustyquillTWITTER: @therustyquillREDDIT: reddit.com/r/RustyQuillEMAIL: mail@rustyquill.comStellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0International Licence.
5. Episode 5 - Fear and Feet
20:13||Season 1, Ep. 5Episode 5Fear and FeetPLANET - REVIEWCitizen Line Manager H. Piltz (ID 63277482) reviews the performance of Citizen Employee T. Geistman (ID 362884) and Bio Facsimile David 7 (ID 95847335).Line manager recommendation: Fewer larvae fatalities, lower ego, no armed pets, less idolatry, feet in mouth.Content Warning for:Comedic violenceEmotional abuseAlcoholismAccidental deathAccidental genocideManslaughterElectrocutionSpecial thanks to this week's Patrons: stickyshoelaces, RJ, sarah randlett, Iryka Smeke, Mupod, Richard Dixon, Sarah Hickey, Jess Em, joseph fink, jane dataghostsIf you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquillCreated by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Lowri Ann DaviesExecutive Producer Alexander J NewallPerformances:I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen HarrisDavid 7: Ben MeredithHartro Piltz: Jenny HaufekTrexel Geistman: Tim MeredithEditing: Alexander J Newall and Edward von AderkasMusic: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika Khan.Featured SFX: differentieel, jakobhandersen, kwahmah_02, kbnevel, kmyers1316, Leoctiurs, lmbubec, deleted_user_7146007 & previously credited artists via freesound.org.Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy.Join our community:WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/TWITTER: @therustyquillREDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.comStellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.
6. Episode 6 - Pranks and Robots
23:19||Season 1, Ep. 6PLANET - 512900-🝘Megatron_46 requests a planet dedicated to the consumption of rare delicacies and the native species of the planet must be unfeasibly aggressive in everything they do.Consultant recommendation; Prank based planet. Psychically traumatised animals. Planet-wide dining table of massively varying scale. Laser weapons for guests to kill and cook their food. Prank - self evident. Content Warning for:Comedic violenceViolence to animalsEmotional abuseAlcoholismEmotional traumaSpecial thanks to Stuart McQueen for this episode's Planet Brief Submission and this week's Patrons:Mariah Magee, Aviv, Kaitlin Porter, CheshireSavant, Kevin Cantu, Michael Giese, Emily Hannigan, Anne Eilertsen, Greg McMullen, Björn Jäger If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquillCreated by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Lowri Ann DaviesExecutive Producer Alexander J NewallPerformances:I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen HarrisDavid 7: Ben MeredithTrexel Geistman: Tim MeredithEditing: Alexander J Newall and Edward Von AderkasMusic: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika Khan.Featured SFX:Suburbanwizard & previously credited artists via freesound.org.Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy.Join our community:WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/TWITTER: @therustyquillREDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.comStellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.
7. Episode 7 - Trash and Mysteries
22:01||Season 1, Ep. 7Episode 7Trash and MysteriesPLANET - 512901-🜃Lady Wimr Ikipidsah requests a planet where all the lost and found items of the universe end up. All of the items are mysteriously grouped together making a whole continent of odd socks from all the species of the universe that have feet.Consultant recommendation; Trash collecting black holes. Unknowable sorting system. Self-continenting socks. Fun trash sorting activities provided gratis.Content Warning for:Comedic violenceViolence to AnimalsEmotional AbuseAlcoholismSpecial thanks to Full Featuritis for this episode's Planet Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Zachary Pinz, Adina Adriana Ceara, Griesly, Ash Sullivan, Jenna Nolt, Erika Kvistad, Bradie Forsberg, Lorna M., Rose Marie WongIf you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquillCreated by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Lowri Ann DaviesExecutive Producer Alexander J NewallPerformances:I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen HarrisDavid 7: Ben MeredithTrexel Geistman: Tim MeredithEditing: Alexander J Newall and Edward von AderkasMusic: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika Khan.Featured SFX: ChazzRavenelle, JoeDoe22, FartBiscuit1700 & previously credited artists via freesound.org.Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy.Join our community:WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/TWITTER: @therustyquillREDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.comStellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.