Share

cover art for A Wee Woman and a Stool!

The Semper Reformata Podcast

A Wee Woman and a Stool!

Season 3
A Wee Woman and a Stool!


In 1637, a riot broke out in Edinburgh - it was precipitated by an event that took place in St Gile's Cathedral, where a woman decided she didn't like to hear prayers being read out of a book - and worse!


The Song of Jenny Geddes by J.S. Blackie

‘Twas the twenty-third of July, in the sixteen thirty-seven,

On the Sabbath morn from high St. Giles the solemn peal was given;

King Charles had sworn that Scottish men should pray by printed rule;

He sent a book, but never dreamt of danger from a stool.


The Council and the Judges, with ermined pomp elate,

The Provost and the Bailies in gold and crimson state,

Fair silken-vested ladies, grave doctors of the school,

Were there to please the King, and learn the virtues of a stool.


The Bishop and the Dean came in wi’ muckle gravity,

Right smooth and sleek, but lordly pride was lurking in their e’e;

Their full lawn sleeves were blown and big, like seals in briny pool;

They bore a book, but little thought they soon should feel a stool.


The Dean he to the alter went, and, with a solemn look,

He cast his eyes to heaven, and read the curious-printed book:

In Jenny’s heart the blood upwelled with bitter anguish full;

Sudden she started to her legs, and stoutly grasped the stool!


As when a mountain wildcat springs upon a rabbit small,

So Jenny on the Dean springs, with gush of holy gall;

Wilt thou say mass at my lugs, thou popish-puling fool?

No! No! She said, and at his head she flung the three-legged stool.


A bump, a thump! A smash, a crash! Now gentle folks beware!

Stool after stool, like rattling hail, came twirling through the air,

With, well done, Jenny! Bravo, Jenny! That’s the proper tool!

When the Devil will out, and shows his snout, just meet him with a stool!


The Council and the Judges were smitten with strange fear,

The ladies and the Bailies their seats did deftly clear,

The Bishop and the Dean went in sorrow and in dool,

And all the Popish flummery fled when Jenny showed the stool!


And thus a mighty deed was done by Jenny’s valiant hand,

Black Prelacy and Popery she drove from Scottish land;

King Charles he was a shuffling knave, priest Laud a meddling fool,

But Jenny was a woman wise, who beat them with a stool!

More episodes

View all episodes

  • Cultural Protestantism in Ulster 2026

    31:58||Season 6
    Cultural Protestantism in UlsterJoshua 24Bob McEvoy's sermon on Lord's Day 12th July 2026, from Ballymacashon Congregational Church. In light of the annual '12th July Celebrations' he offers an assessment of the nominal protestantism that prevails in the province at present, calling upon people to reject the gods of secular culture and serve the Lord, and Him alone.Recorded LIVE at Ballymacashon Church.
  • Paul's Salutation and Signature

    20:43||Season 6
    Paul's Salutation and Signature2 Thessalonians 3:16-18 These last few verses of Paul’s letter to the Thessalonians are a benediction, – a heartfelt prayer that God would bless the church. It falls into three sections, neatly divided into the three verses. There’s a prayer for peace, a guarantee of the authenticity of the letter, and a final blessing. Recorded live at Ballymacashon Congregational church, Saintfield Road, Killinchy, NEWTOWNARDS, Co.Down BT23 6RNRead the NOTES HERE.
  • TableTalk - A Boy Named Shelah?

    20:14||Season 6
    A Boy Named Shelah?What was happening to the other eleven sons of Jacob, while Joseph was in Egypt? Were THEY trusting God, leading lives of integrity, walking faithfully with Him as Joseph was? To find out we need to go back to Genesis chapter 38, to see an incident set in Canaan while Joseph is in Egypt.So before we begin, read GENESIS 38:1-11 and  Deuteronomy 25:5-10. Read the NOTES HERE.
  • Difficulties in Discipline

    23:30||Season 6
    Difficulties in DisciplineText: 2 Thessalonians 3:6-13Paul has finished his teaching on the end times, but there is one more matter, the practical issue of those who are practising deliberate idleness, to be dealt with, and it will require the application of discipline in the local church, and that’s always a problem area, no less so nowadays. Let’s get a concise working definition of sorts. Let’s say that “…church discipline is the biblically mandated process by which a local church, under the authority of Christ and guided by Scripture, lovingly corrects unrepentant sin among its professing members.” Let’s see how Paul tackles that issue here, in Thessalonica.APOLOGIES FOR THE SOUND QUALITY ON THIS RECORDING - OUR USUAL EQUIPMENT WAS NOT AVAILABLE ON THIS OCCASION. Read the NOTES HERE.
  • How to Survive the Last Days -Final Thoughts

    25:34||Season 6
    How to Survive the Last Days -Final Thoughts2nd Thessalonians 3:1-5Christians are certainly to prepare for the last days, – SPIRITUALLY, and now Paul helps them to do that. What will WE stockpile?Read the NOTES HERE.
  • TableTalk - The Apprentice

    21:09||Season 6
    The ApprenticeGenesis 39:20-23 and Genesis 40.Joseph’s determination not to betray his earthly master and his heavenly king led to his being thrown in prison – and that is where we find him now. But perhaps God is using all these miserable life experiences to prepare Joseph for his vital role in God's redemptive plan. Are slavery and prison Joseph's apprenticeship?Read the NOTES HERE.'Amazing Grace' played by  Anastasia Chubarova from Pixabay All rights reserved.
  • Paul’s Didactic Prayer Method.

    21:01||Season 6
    Paul’s Didactic Prayer Method.2nd Thessalonians 2:13-17Paul’s letters to the Thessalonians are a master-class in dealing with issues in the local church, blending solid doctrinal teaching with comfort and encouragement for the saints in their double distress, directing them to the scriptures alone for their help. And that is the correct model for all who would claim to be leaders and pastors in Christ’s church.Recorded LIVE at Ballymacashon Congregational Church, 78 Saintfield Road, Killinchy, NEWTOWNARDS, Co.Down BT23 6RN
  • Bible Study Review

    04:18||Season 6
    Bible Study ReviewPhilip and Mara discuss some of the sermons and studies from Ballymacashon Church, referring to posts on Bob's Blog includingSpiritual Readiness in the Last Days andLiving with Integrity When Life Is Manifestly Unfair
  • TableTalk: Living in Egypt - Living in Integrity

    19:35||Season 6
    TableTalk – Living in Egypt – Living In Integrity Text Genesis 39.Life’s not fair, is it? The prophet Jeremiah must have felt this when he wrote Jeremiah 12:1. One of those who might have had some right to complain about the unfairness of life, humanly speaking, was Joseph. Yet in the midst of the unfairness of his circumstances, Joseph remembered that even in the worst possible scenarios of life, God is always with us, and his purposes are always being worked out.Read the NOTES HERE.