Small Fictions

What a finale! Here are the lyrics for 'A Bee Done It':Pants came downKnob fell outPeople screaminRunnin all aboutIt weren't my fault bruv ya got to believe meI had to pull my pants down mate a bee stung my weeny (weeny)I was transporting it back to its hiveShoved it down my pants not gonna lieWhat shocked me is it stung my bell endNot the shaft or either of my nutsacksJust the bell end mate it hurt like a butt slap (butt slap)Pants came downKnob fell outPeople screaminRunnin all aboutThe manager from boots called the copsbefore i knew it i was surroundedi was screamin "please have mercy my knob's took a pounding" (pounding)They didn't care, told me to pull up my underwearI said mate, are you having a laughYou seen the size of my knob it looks like a giraffeIt's all swollen yeah from the bee stingain't you been listening bruv it's all I've been sayinPants came downKnob fell outPeople screaminRunnin all aboutLook, bottom line is the cops opened fireI screamed "a bee done it, I'm not a liar!"shot grazed my knob, shot grazed my gobi got real scared man, started prayin to godCops ran out of bullets so i took my chanceboarded the ferry to calais, francein france it's great: nudity is fineit won't go on my record as another sex crime (sex crime)Socials:Insta - https://www.instagram.com/smallfictionspodcast/YT - https://www.youtube.com/@smallfictionspodcastTwitter - https://twitter.com/smallfic_podTikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@smallfictionspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pcWebsite: https://shows.acast.com/small-fictions Get in touch:Email - smallfictions@gmail.com

Pretty easy to imagine the future it turns out.Socials:Insta - https://www.instagram.com/smallfictionspodcast/YT - https://www.youtube.com/@smallfictionspodcastTwitter - https://twitter.com/smallfic_podTikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@smallfictionspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pcWebsite: https://shows.acast.com/small-fictions Get in touch:Email - smallfictions@gmail.com

The scoreboard gets TENSE in the penultimate episode.Socials:Insta - https://www.instagram.com/smallfictionspodcast/YT - https://www.youtube.com/@smallfictionspodcastTwitter - https://twitter.com/smallfic_podTikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@smallfictionspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pcWebsite: https://shows.acast.com/small-fictions Get in touch:Email - smallfictions@gmail.com

Things get very Sopranos this week.Socials:Insta - https://www.instagram.com/smallfictionspodcast/YT - https://www.youtube.com/@smallfictionspodcastTwitter - https://twitter.com/smallfic_podTikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@smallfictionspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pcWebsite: https://shows.acast.com/small-fictions Get in touch:Email - smallfictions@gmail.com

Getting alllll futuristic this week.Socials:Insta - https://www.instagram.com/smallfictionspodcast/YT - https://www.youtube.com/@smallfictionspodcastTwitter - https://twitter.com/smallfic_podTikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@smallfictionspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pcWebsite: https://shows.acast.com/small-fictions Get in touch:Email - smallfictions@gmail.com

See you in hell, candy boys!Socials:Insta - https://www.instagram.com/smallfictionspodcast/YT - https://www.youtube.com/@smallfictionspodcastTwitter - https://twitter.com/smallfic_podTikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@smallfictionspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pcWebsite: https://shows.acast.com/small-fictions Get in touch:Email - smallfictions@gmail.com

It's about to get James Bondy.Socials:Insta - https://www.instagram.com/smallfictionspodcast/YT - https://www.youtube.com/@smallfictionspodcastTwitter - https://twitter.com/smallfic_podTikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@smallfictionspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pcWebsite: https://shows.acast.com/small-fictions Get in touch:Email - smallfictions@gmail.com

Yes, we did accidently upload episode 6 last week instead of episode 5. Oops.Socials:Insta - https://www.instagram.com/smallfictionspodcast/YT - https://www.youtube.com/@smallfictionspodcastTwitter - https://twitter.com/smallfic_podTikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@smallfictionspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pcWebsite: https://shows.acast.com/small-fictions Get in touch:Email - smallfictions@gmail.com