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Small Fictions

Three aspiring writers have their funny short stories graded by a real English teacher

Three brand new comedy short stories every week get torn to shreds by a real-life English teacher.

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  • Bonus - Best School Day and Bonus Cup Finale

    57:33|
    The long awaited bonus cup finale is actually here. Thanks for the support for season 2!Lyrics for BlunderCats in case anyone gives a jobby:Blunder cats are on the moveBlunder cats are looseFeel the magic, feel the roar (roar)Blunder cats are looseBlunder blunder blunder blunder catsNee owww beer owww neeee owwwww!Blunder blunder blunder blunder catsNee owww beer owww neeee owwwww!Steppin outta the shadows, into the lightBlunder is here with his red grading penWith an ear for a story and in no mood for shyteSubstitute Blunder is here again (again!)Blunder blunder blunder blunder catsNee owww beer owww neeee owwwww!Mr Teacher said fuhk no and bailedMr Blunder said fuhk yeah and this ship set sail!Blunder cats are on the moveBlunder cats are looseHe's got too many children and can't get no sleepBut still hands out the A gradesDon't think he's a pushover though because...HE LOBS UNGRADEDS LIKE THEIR HAND GRENADES!Blunder blunder blunder blunder catsNee owww beer owww neeee owwwww!Blunder blunder blunder blunder catsNee owww beer owww neeee owwwww!SEASON ONE RYAN WONSEASON TWO RYAN WONBONUS CUP RYAN WONSO EVERYONE ELSE SHOVE IT UP THEIR BUMMM!Blunder cats are on the moveBlunder cats are looseFeel the magic, feel the roar (roar)Blunder cats are loose*****Socials:Insta - https://www.instagram.com/smallfictionspodcast/YT - https://www.youtube.com/@smallfictionspodcastTwitter - https://twitter.com/smallfic_podTikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@smallfictionspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pcWebsite: https://shows.acast.com/small-fictions Get in touch:Email - smallfictions@gmail.com

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  • 10. S02 Ep10 - Comedy and Season Finale

    01:11:32||Season 2, Ep. 10
    What a finale! Here are the lyrics for 'A Bee Done It':Pants came downKnob fell outPeople screaminRunnin all aboutIt weren't my fault bruv ya got to believe meI had to pull my pants down mate a bee stung my weeny (weeny)I was transporting it back to its hiveShoved it down my pants not gonna lieWhat shocked me is it stung my bell endNot the shaft or either of my nutsacksJust the bell end mate it hurt like a butt slap (butt slap)Pants came downKnob fell outPeople screaminRunnin all aboutThe manager from boots called the copsbefore i knew it i was surroundedi was screamin "please have mercy my knob's took a pounding" (pounding)They didn't care, told me to pull up my underwearI said mate, are you having a laughYou seen the size of my knob it looks like a giraffeIt's all swollen yeah from the bee stingain't you been listening bruv it's all I've been sayinPants came downKnob fell outPeople screaminRunnin all aboutLook, bottom line is the cops opened fireI screamed "a bee done it, I'm not a liar!"shot grazed my knob, shot grazed my gobi got real scared man, started prayin to godCops ran out of bullets so i took my chanceboarded the ferry to calais, francein france it's great: nudity is fineit won't go on my record as another sex crime (sex crime)Socials:Insta - https://www.instagram.com/smallfictionspodcast/YT - https://www.youtube.com/@smallfictionspodcastTwitter - https://twitter.com/smallfic_podTikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@smallfictionspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pcWebsite: https://shows.acast.com/small-fictions Get in touch:Email - smallfictions@gmail.com

  • Bonus - Future Diary

    50:39|
    Pretty easy to imagine the future it turns out.Socials:Insta - https://www.instagram.com/smallfictionspodcast/YT - https://www.youtube.com/@smallfictionspodcastTwitter - https://twitter.com/smallfic_podTikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@smallfictionspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pcWebsite: https://shows.acast.com/small-fictions Get in touch:Email - smallfictions@gmail.com

  • 9. S02 Ep09 - Fables

    46:59||Season 2, Ep. 9
    The scoreboard gets TENSE in the penultimate episode.Socials:Insta - https://www.instagram.com/smallfictionspodcast/YT - https://www.youtube.com/@smallfictionspodcastTwitter - https://twitter.com/smallfic_podTikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@smallfictionspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pcWebsite: https://shows.acast.com/small-fictions Get in touch:Email - smallfictions@gmail.com

  • Bonus - Gangsters

    47:50|
    Things get very Sopranos this week.Socials:Insta - https://www.instagram.com/smallfictionspodcast/YT - https://www.youtube.com/@smallfictionspodcastTwitter - https://twitter.com/smallfic_podTikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@smallfictionspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pcWebsite: https://shows.acast.com/small-fictions Get in touch:Email - smallfictions@gmail.com

  • 8. S02 Ep08 - Cyberpunk

    39:56||Season 2, Ep. 8
    Getting alllll futuristic this week.Socials:Insta - https://www.instagram.com/smallfictionspodcast/YT - https://www.youtube.com/@smallfictionspodcastTwitter - https://twitter.com/smallfic_podTikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@smallfictionspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pcWebsite: https://shows.acast.com/small-fictions Get in touch:Email - smallfictions@gmail.com

  • Bonus - Candy

    54:34|
    See you in hell, candy boys!Socials:Insta - https://www.instagram.com/smallfictionspodcast/YT - https://www.youtube.com/@smallfictionspodcastTwitter - https://twitter.com/smallfic_podTikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@smallfictionspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pcWebsite: https://shows.acast.com/small-fictions Get in touch:Email - smallfictions@gmail.com