Sights Unseen

"Hey, we should do something tonight. Maybe we could go see a movie? Wanna check out the new Gangie?""Nah...that franchise kinda fell off after they sent Gangie back in time to fight Jack the Ripper... Oooh, how about Chunnel? I heard that one was good.""Hmmm, I'm not really into action films. Especially ones where the entire story takes place in one location... Ah! I've got It! Let's go see The Rooster Crowed at Midnight!""Oh, perfect! I tried reading the book, but the last few pages were missing, so I never found out whodunnit."Our PlugsOutro: By Aiden HamiltonOur Socials-Sights Unseen:Email- sightsunseenpod@gmail.comTwitter- @sightsunseenpodInsta- sightsunseenpodThreads- sightsunseenpodBluesky- @sightsunseenpodJarrod:Other Shows- When It Happens To YouTwitter- @WhenItHappensT1Cybele:Other Shows- SO Scared Podcast, Plog of PodsYouTube- The Nemian CannonTwitter- @Nemian_CannonInsta- nemian_cannonthreads- nemian_cannonBluesky- @nemiancannon

"...Heh, alright.. But I'm warning you... I've never been defeated in single combat... Select any weapon you choose from the rack; it makes no difference. I have analyzed every possible discipline or martial art that any master may employ. I can perfectly predict the movements of my enemy by studying the way they breathe and move before striking. I can anticipate any form that has been recorded in any scroll, in any language from around the world and-""Sword Frisbee!""SWORD FRISBEE!?! You can't just run around throwing swords at folks like- GAHHHH!!!! I'M SLAIN!!! How was I supposed to predict that!?"Our PlugsOutro: By Aiden HamiltonOur Socials-Sights Unseen:Email- sightsunseenpod@gmail.comTwitter- @sightsunseenpodInsta- sightsunseenpodThreads- sightsunseenpodBluesky- @sightsunseenpodJarrod:Other Shows- When It Happens To YouTwitter- @WhenItHappensT1Cybele:Other Shows- SO Scared Podcast, Plog of PodsYouTube- The Nemian CannonTwitter- @Nemian_CannonInsta- nemian_cannonthreads- nemian_cannonBluesky- @nemiancannon

"Okay, for the last time; it's a very simple plan.All you have to do is traverse a series of dangerously-narrow canyons, fight dozens of armed military officers and killer probe droids, locate the imperial hangars without falling into the abyss, and fight the most cunning and ruthless bounty hunter in the galaxy, before he finishes repairing his heavily-armed gunship and flees to Tatooine... Heh, yeah. Or tries to fight you man-to-vessel. Like anyone would even do that... Who, me? My job is to stay here on the ship and talk to you over the comms...Why are you yelling..?"Our PlugsOutro: By Aiden HamiltonOur Socials-Sights Unseen:Email- sightsunseenpod@gmail.comTwitter- @sightsunseenpodInsta- sightsunseenpodThreads- sightsunseenpodBluesky- @sightsunseenpodJarrod:Other Shows- When It Happens To YouTwitter- @WhenItHappensT1Cybele:Other Shows- SO Scared Podcast, Plog of PodsYouTube- The Nemian CannonTwitter- @Nemian_CannonInsta- nemian_cannonthreads- nemian_cannonBluesky- @nemiancannon

"Don't look now, but there's a building-sized, steel blade suspended precariously above your head... Hah! Made you look!!...Hmm? Oh no, it's really there. Yeah... It could fall at any time... Well you can't see it because It's invisible. But I did made you look at it!"Our PlugsOutro: By Aiden HamiltonOur Socials-Sights Unseen:Email- sightsunseenpod@gmail.comTwitter- @sightsunseenpodInsta- sightsunseenpodThreads- sightsunseenpodBluesky- @sightsunseenpodJarrod:Other Shows- When It Happens To YouTwitter- @WhenItHappensT1Cybele:Other Shows- SO Scared Podcast, Plog of PodsYouTube- The Nemian CannonTwitter- @Nemian_CannonInsta- nemian_cannonthreads- nemian_cannonBluesky- @nemiancannon

"Inconceivable! That door was double-plated, diamond-coated titanium, with a triple-reinforced stainless steel , 6-inch rebar, multi-locking mechanism! It cost more than the entire city block you were born and raised on! How were you able to punch through that?!""I just wanted to really hard.""WHAAAAA-!?!?"Our PlugsOutro: By Aiden HamiltonOur Socials-Sights Unseen:Email- sightsunseenpod@gmail.comTwitter- @sightsunseenpodInsta- sightsunseenpodThreads- sightsunseenpodBluesky- @sightsunseenpodJarrod:Other Shows- When It Happens To YouTwitter- @WhenItHappensT1Cybele:Other Shows- SO Scared Podcast, Plog of PodsYouTube- The Nemian CannonTwitter- @Nemian_CannonInsta- nemian_cannonthreads- nemian_cannonBluesky- @nemiancannon

"Hi, there! Welcome to the world of Pokémon! My name is Prof. Oak, and I'm here to help you begin your journey. Now, for starters; are you a boy, or a girl? ...'Isn't that question a little outdated?' Aww geez, you're not another one of these woke, liberal Cryogonal-flakes, are you? I swear, back in my day, trainers weren't so delicate. You could start a fight with someone just by locking eyes with them! Now you need their 'consent', or whatever..."Our PlugsOutro: By Aiden HamiltonOur Socials-Sights Unseen:Email- sightsunseenpod@gmail.comTwitter- @sightsunseenpodInsta- sightsunseenpodThreads- sightsunseenpodBluesky- @sightsunseenpodJarrod:Other Shows- When It Happens To YouTwitter- @WhenItHappensT1Cybele:Other Shows- SO Scared Podcast, Plog of PodsYouTube- The Nemian CannonTwitter- @Nemian_CannonInsta- nemian_cannonthreads- nemian_cannonBluesky- @nemiancannon

"Name? ...Alright, Mr. WALL-E... Always good to have another waste control droid on staff... Things get pretty messy here in the Scraplands. Now, what kind of weapons do you come equipped with? ...You know, blasters? Pulse-wave generators? Seeker missiles? Come on now, good sir, what kind of self-respecting garbage-disposal unit doesn't have a flamethrower attachment in case of intruders? Use you head! Er, motherboard... Sorry, that was probably insensitive..."Our PlugsOutro: By Aiden HamiltonOur Socials-Sights Unseen:Email- sightsunseenpod@gmail.comTwitter- @sightsunseenpodInsta- sightsunseenpodThreads- sightsunseenpodBluesky- @sightsunseenpodJarrod:Other Shows- When It Happens To YouTwitter- @WhenItHappensT1Cybele:Other Shows- SO Scared Podcast, Plog of PodsYouTube- The Nemian CannonTwitter- @Nemian_CannonInsta- nemian_cannonthreads- nemian_cannonBluesky- @nemiancannon

"Yes, that's the way, Darling. Keep walking, and sway the hips... yes, all the way down to the end of the catwalk... Yes, now twirl. Keep twirling. Keeeeep twirling... Perfect, and now you've mastered Rapid Spin, so you can dispel those pesky Toxic Spikes. Heh, they all said I would never squeeze a Pineco into an evening gown, but who looks foolish now?"Our PlugsOutro: By Aiden HamiltonOur Socials-Sights Unseen:Email- sightsunseenpod@gmail.comTwitter- @sightsunseenpodInsta- sightsunseenpodThreads- sightsunseenpodBluesky- @sightsunseenpodJarrod:Other Shows- When It Happens To YouTwitter- @WhenItHappensT1Cybele:Other Shows- SO Scared Podcast, Plog of PodsYouTube- The Nemian CannonTwitter- @Nemian_CannonInsta- nemian_cannonthreads- nemian_cannonBluesky- @nemiancannon

"Hey there, Babe. Heheh, what that mouth do?""Which one?""...sorry, what was that?""I said which one?" *turns around, spreads hair, reveals gaping maw*"Aw man, not again..."Our PlugsOutro: By Aiden HamiltonOur Socials-Sights Unseen:Email- sightsunseenpod@gmail.comTwitter- @sightsunseenpodInsta- sightsunseenpodThreads- sightsunseenpodBluesky- @sightsunseenpodJarrod:Other Shows- When It Happens To YouTwitter- @WhenItHappensT1Cybele:Other Shows- SO Scared Podcast, Plog of PodsYouTube- The Nemian CannonTwitter- @Nemian_CannonInsta- nemian_cannonthreads- nemian_cannonBluesky- @nemiancannon