Sights Unseen

"You wanna see me make the most iconic and beloved adventure-fantasy game ever created?...Wanna see me do it again?" - John J. Nintendo, probably

"Welcome, trivia fans! Are you ready for the greatest game show in the history of our fine kingdom? You know the rules; all you have to do is navigate a harrowing tunnel full of giant spiders without being eaten, and you could win yourself a brand new ox to work the fields! Now without further ado, let's- what's that? ...Oh...okay, I'm receiving word from our producer, it sounds like one of the spiders has consumed the grand prize...I am so sorry about that... But hey, it happens to all of us eventually, am I right?"

Greetings, Traveler! I pray this day finds you well! Would you per chance have a few moments to help a withered, old man with a simple request? Ohh, thank you kindly, Stranger; I promise this will not take too long. You see, I just need a little help collecting some herbs for a potion. Yes, I have nearly everything gathered here, I just need one more thing: a curious-looking, blood-red plant that hums when you approach it. Yes, there are plenty of them just down that cave passage there. Would you mind grabbing, say, thirty of them for me? I promise it won't take actual months of your real life to find them. That would be ridiculous! Heheh...Our PlugsOutro: By Aiden HamiltonOur Socials-Sights Unseen:Email- sightsunseenpod@gmail.comTwitter- @sightsunseenpodInsta- sightsunseenpodThreads- sightsunseenpodBluesky- @sightsunseenpodJarrod:Other Shows- When It Happens To YouTwitter- @WhenItHappensT1Cybele:Other Shows- SO Scared Podcast, Plog of PodsYouTube- The Nemian CannonTwitter- @Nemian_CannonInsta- nemian_cannonthreads- nemian_cannonBluesky- @nemiancannon

Friends, are you bored to death with the monotony of everyday life in your sleepy, little hometown? Do you feel like you were made for a higher purpose, and you haven't been given the chance to show your full potential? Is there an inky blackness within your soul that you're just dying to show the whole world?Then come on down to New Londo! This club has everything; mournful ghosts, a big pupper with a sword, snakes with human faces... and closing up the night's entertainment is Lordran's hottest new boyband, The Four Kings. They are wild, they're passionate, and they do. Not. Know how to count!!! Our PlugsOutro: By Aiden HamiltonOur Socials-Sights Unseen:Email- sightsunseenpod@gmail.comTwitter- @sightsunseenpodInsta- sightsunseenpodThreads- sightsunseenpodBluesky- @sightsunseenpodJarrod:Other Shows- When It Happens To YouTwitter- @WhenItHappensT1Cybele:Other Shows- SO Scared Podcast, Plog of PodsYouTube- The Nemian CannonTwitter- @Nemian_CannonInsta- nemian_cannonthreads- nemian_cannonBluesky- @nemiancannon

$6.7B221 Citadark Isle, just off of Gateon PortA charming, evil lair found off the coast of Orre, this 1,550,000-square-foot dream home can be all yours today. Fully furnished, and turn-key. There may only be 3 bedrooms & 2 bathrooms, but it more than makes up for it with the numerous storage chambers, exotic water/lava features, and the most effective anti-theft, security system money can buy! Seriously, without a weapons-grade speedboat, those nasty solicitors will seldom find their way to your front door.Includes original flooring, serious offers only.Our PlugsOutro: By Aiden HamiltonOur Socials-Sights Unseen:Email- sightsunseenpod@gmail.comTwitter- @sightsunseenpodInsta- sightsunseenpodThreads- sightsunseenpodBluesky- @sightsunseenpodJarrod:Other Shows- When It Happens To YouTwitter- @WhenItHappensT1Cybele:Other Shows- SO Scared Podcast, Plog of PodsYouTube- The Nemian CannonTwitter- @Nemian_CannonInsta- nemian_cannonthreads- nemian_cannonBluesky- @nemiancannon

"Thanks for coming caving with me, Ted! It's nice to just disconnect and decompress for a while, out here in the middle of nowhere. Heh, it's funny...I've always thought stalagmites and stalactites kinda look like teeth. Silly, huh?""They are.""Ha! I know, it's dumb I- wait...what..?""They are teeth. Sorry, bud."*click*Our PlugsOutro: By Aiden HamiltonOur Socials-Sights Unseen:Email- sightsunseenpod@gmail.comTwitter- @sightsunseenpodInsta- sightsunseenpodThreads- sightsunseenpodBluesky- @sightsunseenpodJarrod:Other Shows- When It Happens To YouTwitter- @WhenItHappensT1Cybele:Other Shows- SO Scared Podcast, Plog of PodsYouTube- The Nemian CannonTwitter- @Nemian_CannonInsta- nemian_cannonthreads- nemian_cannonBluesky- @nemiancannon

"At last...after searching for decades, I finally have it in my possession! They all laughed at me for believing such an artifact could exist, but I knew it must be buried out here somewhere... And now it's all mine: the season 7 finale of Sights Unseen. And look at it! Seal intact, as though I'm the first to ever lay hands on it! Heh, how fortunate could I be?"Our PlugsOutro: By Aiden HamiltonOur Socials-Sights Unseen:Email- sightsunseenpod@gmail.comTwitter- @sightsunseenpodInsta- sightsunseenpodThreads- sightsunseenpodBluesky- @sightsunseenpodJarrod:Other Shows- When It Happens To YouTwitter- @WhenItHappensT1Cybele:Other Shows- SO Scared Podcast, Plog of PodsYouTube- The Nemian CannonTwitter- @Nemian_CannonInsta- nemian_cannonthreads- nemian_cannonBluesky- @nemiancannon

"Inconcievable!!! I brought with me an entire army of my strongest, heartiest, most iron-willed warriors to this battle! Their legions numbered in the tens of thousands! They've stood through the horrors of war, and never once backed down in the face of death! They were the finest men I had!! How could you knock them all out-cold in an instant!?!""I just wanted to really hard.""WHAAAAA-!?!?"Our PlugsOutro: By Aiden HamiltonOur Socials-Sights Unseen:Email- sightsunseenpod@gmail.comTwitter- @sightsunseenpodInsta- sightsunseenpodThreads- sightsunseenpodBluesky- @sightsunseenpodJarrod:Other Shows- When It Happens To YouTwitter- @WhenItHappensT1Cybele:Other Shows- SO Scared Podcast, Plog of PodsYouTube- The Nemian CannonTwitter- @Nemian_CannonInsta- nemian_cannonthreads- nemian_cannonBluesky- @nemiancannon