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TEASER: Crash Into Me

Season 17

Lara and Carey chat about Spencer, Astroworld, Malaysia Flight 370 and more on this week's bonus ep. To hear the full episode, join the SUP Patreon.

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  • Pumpheads Ep. 46 - The Old Schwartz and the Sea (Vanderpump Rules S11E14)

    01:24:50
    Carey and Lara talk Drew Barrymore's cringe-fest interview with Vice President Kamala Harris, Richard Simmons's beef with Barbra Streisand over her Ozempic comment on Melissa McCarthy's Instagram, and the Renaissance Fair beer wench dom topping her way to internet fame. On the PENULTIMATE episode of Vanderpump Rules Season 11, Scheana and Tom team up for a musical act at Kyle Chan's brand launch blowout in San Fran, and bury their hatchet once and for all. Lala celebrates her 33rd birthday, Schwartz continues to terrorize Jo, and Ariana's long distance boyfriend finally makes his TV debut. Then the cast heads up north, where they take a harrowing booze cruise around the San Francisco Bay and inexplicably dress up in 1920s garb for dinner; Tom Schwartz begins to unravel, losing out on his bargain with the sea...Buy tickets to the SUP SUMMER 2024 TOUR!Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON.Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for free by subscribing to the SUP YOUTUBE.Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TIKOK.
  • PATREON TEASER: Mr. Cauchi Goes to Washington

    04:59
    Lara and Carey discuss Lara's brush with lettuce-wrought food poisoning over the weekend, Brittany and Jax's bone chilling appearance at the White House Correspondents Dinner and what it means for our shaky Republic, Anna Wintour's Met Gala Ultimatum for Lauren Sanchez, the Chelsea Handler RHOBH rumor and which second tier cities are ready for a Real Housewives franchise, South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem's shocking puppy execution confession, and Carey's Cold War with his neighbor over her mean dog.Buy tickets to the SUP SUMMER 2024 TOUR!Listen to the full episode AND get access to over 250 bonus episodes + video episodes when you join the SUP PATREON.Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for free by subscribing to the SUP YOUTUBE.Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TIKOK.
  • Valley of the Dolls Ep. 6 - Date Night with the Devil (The Valley S1E6)

    01:06:31
    Carey and Lara discuss Taylor's polarizing new behemoth album and its surprising muse, the military's so-called "gay bomb" they tried to pull off in the 90s, Katy Perry's new gift from Elon Musk, and more. Over the hill in the San Fernando Valley, Kristen and Luke can't agree on where to raise their hypothetical children, and Doute dreads Luke's doomsday ranch in Colorado. Jasmine tries to encourage Jax to be nicer to Brittany, and Jesse reveals to Jason and Danny his predictably cringe solution for fixing his failing marriage. Jax and Brittany tour his new bar before he succumbs to a panic attack over the idea of DATE NIGHT. Then the crew descends on the Mondrian Hotel for a medieval bazaar/the launch for the new hair loss prevention product Jax is hawking. Later a group dinner turns into a bonafide brawl as Doute, Luke, Michelle and Jesse go at it once again; Doute reveals Michelle's big secret she's been "protecting" for so long.Buy tickets to the SUP SUMMER 2024 TOUR!Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON.Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for free by subscribing to the SUP YOUTUBE.Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TIKOK.
  • Pumpheads Ep. 45 - Fishnets Or Bust (Vanderpump Rules S11E13)

    01:28:07
    Lara and Carey discuss Stassi's upcoming book/manifesto, and ponder if one can't in fact have it all. They also talk a TENTATIVE opening for Something About Her, and their potential debut at the long awaited sandwich dream emporium. Then on VPR, the crew gets another dose of Jason "Jax Taylor" Cauchi, and the tried and true chaos that swirls around him. Jax and James plan a brunch at SUR, where Jax will face off with Lisa for the first time trashing her on a podcast. Scheana and Brock try to put their differences aside to enjoy their anniversary dinner while Sheshu continues to struggle with her OCD and intrusive, Scandoval-wrought fears. Ariana prepares to debut her long distance BF at Kyle Chan's soiree in San Fran, and Sandoval keeps trying to work Schwartz over on living together. Katie and Schwartz meet for a harrowing meal at Mel's diner, and the cast descends on James and Ally's chem trail compound in Burbank, where Sandoval and Scheana come to verbal blows.Buy tickets to the SUP SUMMER 2024 TOUR!Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON.Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for free by subscribing to the SUP YOUTUBE.Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TIKOK.
  • PATREON TEASER: Baby Woman

    04:59
    Lara and Carey celebrate Earth Day by discussing the possible extinction of mayo by the year 2043, food tasting worse in general, a tourist's death dive into an active volcano, VPR Jo's unhinged (and iconic) Instagram Live about Schwartz, monetary justice for the original Blair Witch Project actors, the "Nagbot" angry AI girlfriend trend, and more. Plus, explosive Reader Mail including a self care hotel night with a shocker-ing conclusion, a sexless marriage update, and a Boeing incident hitting way too close to home. And car.Buy tickets to the SUP SUMMER 2024 TOUR!Listen to the full episode AND get access to over 250 bonus episodes + video episodes when you join the SUP PATREON.Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for free by subscribing to the SUP YOUTUBE.Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TIKOK.
  • Valley of the Dolls Ep. 5 - GERD Your Loins (The Valley S1E5)

    59:56
    Lara and Carey discuss the new MotherGod-centric YouTube channel run by one of her most dedicated disciples, Love Has Won cult's continued tradition of iconically bad social media engagement, the cult that Douse would feel most at home. Meanwhile in the San Fernando Valley, the ladies head to Malibu for a girls night at Nia's friend's beach rental. Jax guilts Brittany about her drinking and her GERD, then invites the guys over for brewskies by the pool. Jesse divulges that Michelle is looking to move out; Luke admits he knows a secret that could ruin Michelle and Jesse for good. In Malibu, Doute declares herself an empath then flees at 6 am. Nia talks about her postpartum and Brittany blacks out and laments her and Jax's sex drought. Jax and Brittany devise a plan for more date nights, and Michelle tells Jesse their marriage has an expiration date.Buy tickets to the SUP SUMMER 2024 TOUR!Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON.Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for free by subscribing to the SUP YOUTUBE.Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TIKOK.
  • Pumpheads Ep. 44 - Bubba's Angels (Vanderpump Rules S11E12)

    01:29:43
    Lara and Carey are back for more VPR, but first, they discuss an escaped elephant in Montana, a genuinely gorgeous makeshift home perched above an LA freeway, the understandable reason Gypsy Rose Blanchard divorced her husband, a woman wheeling a corpse into a bank to commit fraud, DJ James Kennedy performing before Empress God TayTay, and more. On VPR, the crew reels from Rachel going rogue on Bethenny Frankel's podcast, and no one more than a heartbroken Sandoval. Scheana stars in the music video for the screamo version of "Good As Gold" and enlists Ariana and Lala to make cameos; Katie plays hooky. Sandoval pitches Schwartz on living together; Scheana and Brock help Ariana purge some pre-Scandoval piles. Lala throws a sperm donor party, James and Sandoval get into a cat fight, and Scheana's new song sends Sandoval into a full meltdown.Buy tickets to the SUP SUMMER 2024 TOUR!Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON.Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for free by subscribing to the SUP YOUTUBE.Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TIKOK.
  • PATREON TEASER: Welcome to Poop Air

    05:03
    Lara and Carey get right into discussing their divided opinion of The First Omen, nuns serving c*nt, a man using ChatGPT to find the woman of his dreams on Tinder, Teresa Giudice and Luis's appearance at Coachella and the annual festival's increasing bleakness, the first luxury airline for people traveling with their dogs, the spooky confluence of historical disasters on April 15th, the mass psychosis around the Notre Dame fire, and more.Buy tickets to the SUP SUMMER 2024 TOUR!Listen to the full episode AND get access to over 250 bonus episodes + video episodes when you join the SUP PATREON.Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for free by subscribing to the SUP YOUTUBE.Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TIKOK.
  • Valley of the Dolls Ep. 4 - Happy Wench, Happy Life (The Valley S1E4)

    01:19:46
    Lara and Carey discuss Rogue Leviss and Jo joining forces, Nancy Grace's Diddy takedown, a blood-drained body found in an abandoned Italian church, and the unsettling story of a Dutch twenty-something's euthanasia wish. Back on The Valley, the disastrous Capri dinner continues, and Doute digs herself into a deeper hole. Zack avoids the hot seat, Jesse sees Michelle in a new light, the dads head to the Ventura County Fair, and Brittany and Danny help Luke and Kristen get their f*ck on. Then, Janet holds her breath for an awkward run in with Doute at a gala, who makes her blackout chess play to win back Michelle.Buy tickets to the SUP SUMMER 2024 TOUR!Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON.Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for free by subscribing to the SUP YOUTUBE.Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TIKOK.