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Valley of the Dolls Ep. 5 - GERD Your Loins (The Valley S1E5)

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Lara and Carey discuss the new MotherGod-centric YouTube channel run by one of her most dedicated disciples, Love Has Won cult's continued tradition of iconically bad social media engagement, the cult that Douse would feel most at home. Meanwhile in the San Fernando Valley, the ladies head to Malibu for a girls night at Nia's friend's beach rental. Jax guilts Brittany about her drinking and her GERD, then invites the guys over for brewskies by the pool. Jesse divulges that Michelle is looking to move out; Luke admits he knows a secret that could ruin Michelle and Jesse for good. In Malibu, Doute declares herself an empath then flees at 6 am. Nia talks about her postpartum and Brittany blacks out and laments her and Jax's sex drought. Jax and Brittany devise a plan for more date nights, and Michelle tells Jesse their marriage has an expiration date.


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