Help I Sexted My Boss

It’s the Sexted Christmas Special, and the only way to celebrate is with a three-way Secret Santa! But, surprise surprise, someone might’ve left the gift shopping to the last minute (no fingers pointed... yet). Meanwhile, the G&Divas have sent in their festive dilemmas, like: is there etiquette for reheating leftovers?

Jordan gets misty-eyed over a G&Diva’s Gingerbread House tribute, while William struggles to grasp Secret Santa rules. The boys also discover a troupe of luxury carollers in Chichester and cringe at an awkward gift exchange from a Help Hotliner.

Jordan relives his Jingle Bell Ball wardrobe drama, while William reveals the latest twist in his solo tour preparations. A fierce debate kicks off over the correct use of tea towels, and a G&Diva’s jaw-dropping tale of going blind has everyone desperate for the cheeky details.

William’s got two bones to pick this week as his noisy neighbours are at it again, and a certain newspaper seems to have published a very familiar article title. Meanwhile, Jordan is busy getting his glad rags ready for the Jingle Bell Ball, and two Christmas Help Hotline callers are in need of assistance!

There’s a ringing in the studio… one we’ve not heard in a long time - it’s the Christmas Help Hotline! The boys lend an ear to a couple of G&Divas on the blower, including one debating what to do with a gift from their Sugar Daddy. Meanwhile, the boys regurgitate their content (again) on Capital Breakfast, and William finally hears Jordan’s *very* short film cameo.

William’s received some lovely handwritten letters, including a charming depiction of the team as dinosaurs. Jordan briefly hands over his impressions baton to William - thankfully, not for long. Plus, we hear there’s been a Wendy shout-out at the local panto. (Oh no, there hasn’t!)

Jordan reaches new heights of fame with his exclusive DJ set at Haven, while William finds a new way to unleash his passive-aggressive notes at restaurants. Plus, the boys tackle the importance of keeping it in your pants when hosting friends and try to help a G&Diva dealing with a flying poo.

Jordan’s gearing up to showcase his DJ skills at Haven, and William is ready to pitch a few unique song suggestions for the setlist. The boys are bringing back a classic Sexted feature, and one G&Diva can’t stop singing “International Cock or Ball” at work, which is causing quite the stir.

Jordan’s feeling under the weather (not that he’d ever mention it, of course) and comes prepared with a neck pillow and tissues up his sleeves. Meanwhile, William is fresh off his trip to New York, and the boys hear about a G&Diva catching their partner having some “alone time” on camera.