Help I Sexted My Boss

It's another Sexted And Friends special, with our very own William Hanson and Jonathan Vernon-Smith for their luxury podcast about the British sitcom, Keeping Up Appearances. Get your Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles ready whilst the gentleman discuss the episode 'Hyacinth Is Alarmed'.

Fetishes don’t easily phase the boys but this one takes the (doggy) biscuit, as one listener asks for advice on how to keep their puppy lifestyle under wraps. William shares his true feelings towards gin balloons, and Jordan shows off his sandwich geography knowledge.

The boys want to see your artistic creations after a very talented G&Diva sent in their Sexted colouring book! William’s schoolboy hair error has inspired many of you to send in your worst childhood mishaps and a clinking etiquette question has him stumped.

He may be the queen of sarcastic comebacks, but in this episode William questions whether receiving a thumbs up emoji is an innocent response or just a sarky jibe. Meanwhile, Jordan gets some shocking news after cancelling an appointment. There’s a duvet debate in the studio after one G&Diva tackles their partner’s hygiene standards, and the boys ponder the etiquette around two mugs, one teabag.

Lots of G&Divas have been in touch to tell us about the weird and wonderful places they’ve listened to the podcast, and some of them are rather unexpected. Plus, a follow-up from an estate agent on what happens to murder houses!

You’d think we’d be experts at understanding sexual terminology by now (#notasexpodcast), but it turns out someone is letting the team down. Away from the disappointment, William has news about his brush with the law, and Jordan brings us a Wendy and Graham update.

William and Jordan helping a G&Diva through active childbirth wasn’t on the Sexted bingo card for 2024, but here we are. Between the heavy breathing and pushing, the boys discuss secret signals we give our partners, family funeral plants and one Wendy’s woe at a train station.

There are two very different vibes in the studio this week, William’s expelling his rage towards speakerphone users, whilst Jordan calmly fills us in on his daily Bliss Hour. Helping them find a middle ground are your dilemmas including one from a G&Diva who, like William, has a run-in with airport security.

The boys are back in the studio and Jordan’s already jet-setting away! But before he jumps on a plane some quintessentially British insults need reviewing, William has a few tour notes and there’s a picky tea war brewing.