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Help I Sexted My Boss

Snot Bubbles, Spotting Ben, and Spreadable Butter

Season 12, Ep. 92

William and Jordan dive into your awkward greetings, featuring an unfortunate snot bubble and an accidental winding. Plus, D isn’t the only thing you’ve been spotting lately, as Ben’s been seen on the cover of a magazine. And if you thought the sandwich strap-on saga was over, think again! We hear back from the anonymous listener for more juicy details.

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