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Help I Sexted My Boss

Help I'm Scarred For Life

Season 11, Ep. 4

There’s tension in the studio today. Everyone’s routine has been messed up and it’s showing. Jordan’s under the weather, William’s got a bone to pick with New York City, and Producer Ben’s practically in tears. But they manage to put their differences aside to answer your dilemmas on topics such as urinal stage fright, the correct etiquette for farting in bed, and something called Igloo-ing? (You have been warned).

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