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Your Best BIN Discoveries | And You Won't Believe William's Favourite Word For SEMEN
Jordan is really taking his co-creative director role for the upcoming tour seriously now, and his creative juices are leaking everywhere. While the rest of the team try to mop up and harness the power of the Jordan ideas machine into a poll about hummus, the boys test their knowledge on classic TV theme tunes and William reveals his favourite alternative word for semen.
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77. Help A Bit Of Semen Entered My Eye | And The Next Big Dessert
49:49||Season 2025, Ep. 77After Jordan discovers the next summer 'smash' which apparently we'll all be putting in our mouths next year, he's brought back down to earth with a bang after finding out William's been getting his lips around it for years.The boys also tackle some CRAZY dilemmas involving hot desking at the office and what NOT to do just after having laser eye surgery.--Want more Sexted in your life? Join Help I Sexted My Boss Out Of Office for exclusive episodes every WEDNESDAY on Patreon! Just head to sextedmyboss.com/patreon-- Want MORE Help I Sexted My Boss?:https://sextedmyboss.komi.io/--FOLLOWJordan NorthInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/jordannorth1William Hanson Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/williamhansonetiquetteTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@williamhansonetiquette#AD. To find out more please visit - https://www.skoda.co.uk/
76. Jordan’s Personal Preferences | And Object Upgrades
30:14||Season 2026, Ep. 76Who doesn’t like a warm bum on a cold toilet seat? A little tongue in the ear action? It’s all about personal preference! The boys also discuss which everyday objects should have extras attached to them - for better or worse…Want more Sexted in your life? Join Help I Sexted My Boss Out Of Office for exclusive episodes every WEDNESDAY on Patreon! Just head to sextedmyboss.com/patreonWant MORE Help I Sexted My Boss?:https://sextedmyboss.komi.io/FOLLOWJordan NorthInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/jordannorth1William Hanson Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/williamhansonetiquetteTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@williamhansonetiquette
75. Help I Want To Be Locked Up | And Sexted ‘Out Of Office’...
50:28||Season 2026, Ep. 75In a creative decision that literally everyone (no one) asked for, we are proud to announce the first ever Help I Sexted My Boss episode with added ‘Ben Cam’. The boys also address your dilemmas regarding telling people they can’t vape in your house and how to tell your partner you want to be locked in a cage.Want more Sexted in your life? Join Help I Sexted My Boss Out Of Office for exclusive episodes every WEDNESDAY on Patreon! Just head to sextedmyboss.com/patreon. Use the code OUTOFOFFICE to get the first month half price!Want MORE Help I Sexted My Boss?:https://sextedmyboss.komi.io/FOLLOWJordan NorthInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/jordannorth1William Hanson Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/williamhansonetiquetteTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@williamhansonetiquette
74. Jordan Is A Fruber?! | And How To Drop The Poo Bomb
35:48||Season 2026, Ep. 74Is Jordan North a FRUBER?! One G&Diva has blown the lid off the weird and wonderful world of Frube related activities, and frankly, we’re not sure the boys will ever look at a yoghurt tube the same way again…PLUS, William Hanson tackles more of your burning etiquette questions. Can you eat the froth off a cappuccino? Are fridge magnets 'normal'? And, how long is too long to pay someone back?Want MORE Help I Sexted My Boss?:https://sextedmyboss.komi.io/
73. Help We’re Getting Intimate | And William is Ainsley Harriott?!
47:28||Season 2026, Ep. 73What exactly counts as intimate? Jordan North and William Hanson have VERY different answers, and neither is willing to back down. Jordan is also forced to confront the fact he’s stolen one of William’s toilet habits after previously judging him for it. Has he changed AGAIN? Plus, the boys tackle your dilemmas from husbands watching smut on X, to the correct way to tuck. We’re a broad church.Want MORE Help I Sexted My Boss?:https://sextedmyboss.komi.io/
72. The Sexted Exam | And School Rumours
33:43||Season 2026, Ep. 72Could YOU still pass a Year 6 exam?Jordan North and William Hanson are about to find out, as the boys put their brains to the ultimate test and attempt to remember ANYTHING they learnt when they were 10 years old.PLUS, they take a trip down memory lane to reminisce about the ICONIC school rumours of the early 00s. Who started them? Which ones did they actually believe? And, most importantly, how on earth did these rumours spread when there wasn’t even an internet?!
71. Help We’ve Gone Back To School | And William’s Shameful Secret
45:01||Season 2026, Ep. 71It's time to iron the white shirts and dust off the silk ties - William and Jordan are going back to school! The boys discuss how long a school tie should be, going to Saturday school, and why Jordan had to regularly forge his mum's signature. There's also a selection of school-based dilemmas to assist with, including having a crush at 16, and how to get a dodgy looking stain out of the crotch area.Want MORE Help I Sexted My Boss?:https://sextedmyboss.komi.io/
70. Has Jordan’s VOICE Changed?! | And Poppins Parody
28:54||Season 2026, Ep. 70Would you be cringed out listening to a version of yourself from nearly 10 years ago? Well that’s exactly the ordeal that Jordan was put through as we replayed moments from the first couple of series to see once and for all if he’s really changed. There’s time for a Mary Poppins spoof, your Sexted hardware stores and a rebuttal from a card-carrying Catholic.
69. Help That’s Not My Man Porridge | And Spanish Ironing Boards
45:46||Season 2026, Ep. 69Every day's a school day, and that even counts on your holidays. Jordan learnt that you should never iron naked in Spain and William learnt that martinis are always dirty in Chicago. But if you listen to this episode, there's plenty for you to learn. From how to deal with a fellow restaurant-goer who's filming his fancy meal, to whether millennial grey is classier than a more vibrant colourway. And there's even time to work out what to do with some unexpected man porridge.If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube.Help I Sexted My Boss is presented by William Hanson and Jordan North. It is an Audio Always production.