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Secret Mum Club with Sophiena
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Season 1, Ep. 4
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Sophiena’s had a nightmare of a week, with Dotty needing a trip to A&E, and calling a meeting with Colby’s school… It’s safe to say a strong bevvy is well deserved. Emma brings three brand new secrets to the table about bragging parents, keeping the good snacks away from the kids, and the feeling of losing yourself. If you have a secret you'd like to share with us, send it to hello@secretmumpod.com.
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70. The First Day Back
26:10||Season 2026, Ep. 70It's the eve of back to school, and it's safe to say Soph and Emma are emotional! The ladies debrief on their school prep, and how the babies are doing before their big days back. Plus, there's a wild back-to-school secret about one toddler who's picked up a naughty habit.69. The School Run's Back! 😭
42:19||Season 2026, Ep. 69The summer holidays are coming to an end, and the ladies are feeling VERY mixed about it! Soph and Emma chat about surviving the six weeks and getting back into school routines. Plus, they hear from a mum feeling taken for granted by her partner, and a toddler who has given a fox a VERY questionable name.68. The Secret Poop Club!
19:15||Season 2026, Ep. 68One listener’s toddler has learned a new naughty word… and is not afraid to use it! Plus, the ladies share their tips for making moving house less stressful and more exciting for little ones.67. The Playground Wardrobe Malfunction
46:37||Season 2026, Ep. 67One listener's playground swing experience goes horrifyingly wrong - leaving her fully exposed! Plus, the ladies get real about mum guilt, prepping for another pregnancy, and Soph comes to terms with Colby turning double digits.66. The Spooky House Sale
18:52||Season 2026, Ep. 66Soph and Emma are debating whether they’d trust their kids’ instincts after one little girl refused to move into a house because she thought it was “scary”. Plus, a listener’s £3 birthday banner is becoming a decades-long tradition, and another mum shares a gorgeous baby update.65. The Cringey Dad
47:21||Season 2026, Ep. 65Bringing up teenagers is no easy feat, but one listener has his own way of finding joy in the madness by becoming the ultimate source of embarrassment! Soph also has an RV dilemma on her hands, and one mum shares a heartbreaking message about her 13-year-old son, whose spark seems to have disappeared64. The First Years
21:21||Season 2026, Ep. 64This week, Sophiena and Emma chat about homeschooling, children growing up, and the bittersweet moment they leave your bed for good. 🥹 Plus, they offer advice to a new mum struggling with anxiety about leaving the house alone with her baby, and share their own experiences of those overwhelming first months of motherhood.63. The Free Willy!
46:58||Season 2026, Ep. 63Soph and Emma are reminiscing about wholesome family holidays, and debating whether travelling with kids is actually worth the stress. Plus, Renley has entered his “free willy” era, a listener is torn over a huge house move, and another mum is battling imposter syndrome after returning to work.62. The No Filter Phase
17:10||Season 2026, Ep. 62Soph’s levelling up her DIY era with some exciting loft plans that are getting more ambitious by the minute! Plus, one listener shares the moment her little one’s honesty went a step too far in the supermarket... 😂