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Secret Mum Club with Sophiena
The Third Birthday 🥂
Season 2026, Ep. 17
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It’s a big one… The Secret Mum Club turns THREE! There’s prosecco before midday, party cakes on the table, and a slightly chaotic trip down memory lane as the girls celebrate three years of oversharing, belly laughs and building the best mum community on the internet.
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25. The Soft Play Rescue
44:31||Season 2026, Ep. 25Soph's coming to terms with Renley starting preschool after Easter, and Emma admits she might officially be a Type B school mum after nearly missing an important preschool application deadline. Plus one mum's soft play nightmare ends in a full rescue mission.
24. The Fart Fart
19:59||Season 2026, Ep. 24A toddler has been causing chaos at nursery when an innocent “fart fart” turns into something much worse. Plus, Soph shares an update on Dottie’s dyslexia journey as listeners flood in with their own experiences, advice and reassurance.
23. The Dummy Ditch
52:40||Season 2026, Ep. 23Soph’s celebrating a big milestone as Renley turns two, and ditches the dummy overnight! Plus, a listener shares an important insight into feeding struggles, and there’s an unfortunate toddler mispronunciation involving a certain… body part.
22. The No-Go Names
15:39||Season 2026, Ep. 22There are baby name lists… and then there are no-go name lists, especially for one listener whose surname causes quite a stir! Soph and Emma also hear from a mum whose little mispronunciation story has them completely shook.
21. The Teatime Titties
01:00:28||Season 2026, Ep. 21Soph is in full party-planning mode for Renley’s birthday, while Emma plays hostess with the mostess for the weekend. Both ladies find themselves dealing with parents’ evening mix-ups that leave them feeling very guilty. Plus, one mum writes in after her toddler’s unfortunate word pronunciation causes chaos in the supermarket.
20. The Little Mother's Day Takeover
11:00||Season 2026, Ep. 20It's almost Mother's Day, and what could be a better way to spend the day than to give Soph and Emma some much-deserved time off from the mic? Chris, Colby and Dottie bring their own secrets to the studio, plus a few special secrets from your little ones.
19. The Bath Time Disaster
44:45||Season 2026, Ep. 19Emma shares the chaos of solo parenting while battling a nasty sickness bug, which leads to a very unfortunate bath time disaster. Meanwhile, Soph is deep in preparations for Renley’s Peppa Pig birthday party. Plus, one listener gets called into nursery after her toddler accidentally teaches the class a very suspect new word.
18. The Me-Time Moments
25:46||Season 2026, Ep. 18Soph and Emma are LIVIN’ as they kick off the Mother’s Day celebrations with a little help from Hotel Chocolat, and their famous Velvetiser, plus a dreamy range of hot and cold drinking chocolates. Plus, we hear about all the little things that help mums unwind at the end of a long day, from lavender baths and true crime in bed to sneaky moments of peace behind a locked bathroom door.