Secret Mum Club with Sophiena

Soph and Emma help a listener weigh up the pros and cons of sending their little one to a tiny rural school (with a class dog!) versus a bigger local school with more resources. Plus, colostrum collection tips and a touching letter that reminds them just how lucky we are to lead the lives we do.

Emma’s officially back in the studio, and the Correspondence Corner is full to the brim with one mum’s laundry basket hack and the cutest video of a little one spotting their artwork on the Secret Mum Club gallery wall. Plus, Sophiena is getting some wedding inspo!

Sophiena’s secret of the week has us all scratching our heads as she battles what might be scalp mould. Roxanne steps in to help a mum navigate dance-school drama, and we round things off with a classic sweary toddler secret.

Sophiena and Roxanne chat about what the future might look like - from the children bringing home partners to potentially becoming grandparents before they know it! Along the way, they reminisce about their own teenage antics and share a listener’s unforgettable poonami moment.

Roxanne is back in with Soph this week, and she’s got a whopper of a secret from her birthday celebrations involving some very saucy entertainment. The ladies hear from a mum locked in a constant battle with teenage laundry, and there’s a secret that sparks a debate on what it really means to be a “cool mum.”

Sissy Roxanne is back in the studio! With Emma off moving to Wales, she’s stepping in to help Soph tackle this week’s correspondence featuring more Christmas babies and some gorgeous Irish names. Plus, there’s a BIG surprise for the girls, as this week’s secret comes from a very familiar voice...

Soph and Emma are living parallel lives as they share a secret this week! Let’s just say it involves a bath-time intruder 👀. Plus, they dive into the struggle of finding mum friends who share your values, tips for handling tricky preschool transitions, and a teacher’s hilarious classroom overshare.

There’s an exciting new addition to the poo knife family in the form of decorative bathroom foliage that leaves Soph and Emma both traumatised and impressed. They also hear a lipstick mix-up that has them in stitches, and a candid secret from a stepmum navigating sudden parenthood.