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Secret Mum Club with Sophiena

The Muff Scissors

Season 2, Ep. 51

We're celebrating Sophiena and Emma's birthdays this week so there are plenty of bubbles, and outrageous secrets! Including one from a mum with a new way of using a bag for life, and another mum whose muff scissors took a trip to school.

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    17:55||Season 2, Ep. 69
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    55:59||Season 2, Ep. 67
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    00:34||Season 2, Ep. 66
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    16:06||Season 2, Ep. 65
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    45:24||Season 2, Ep. 63
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