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Season 2026, Ep. 38
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The umbilical cord chat continues and the listeners had THOUGHTS đ Emma reads through your hilarious stories about keeping pregnancy tests, baby memory boxes and decades-old umbilical cords. Plus, one listener shares her emotional school place disappointment, another mum explains why thereâs never a âperfectâ time to have a baby, and our very own Sadie baby has a naughty mispronunciation!
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37. Renley's Big Boy Pants!
54:39||Season 2026, Ep. 37After a wild potty training journey, Renlyâs officially out of nappies! The ladies catch up on all the family sickness, Sophâs BAFTA prep, and Emmaâs big road trip. Plus, they answer questions about innie or outie belly buttons and how to prepare for bringing a little one into the world.
36. The Secret WHAT Club??
15:55||Season 4, Ep. 36A little listener has accidentally renamed the podcast and created a whole new type of âclubâ entirely. One mum gets in touch about her dadâs unconventional bedtime routine, which included a ânaughty child boatâ, and Soph receives a lovely message about Dottie asking to change schools.
35. Soph's a DIY Queen!
58:25||Season 4, Ep. 35Sophâs had a week of DIY chaos while Chrissyâs been stuck in bed ill, and Emmaâs family scooter day nearly ends in disaster when a brand new scooter rolls straight into a duck pond⌠The mums also chat about awkward school gate friendships, strangers commenting on childrenâs appearances, and whether you ever truly know when youâre done having babies.
34. The Big Bush Mums
19:50||Season 4, Ep. 34Finding mum friends is no easy task, but for one listener, all it took was an unconventional hiding spot at school drop-off. Thereâs a powerful message about how children process big topics like death through play, plus one mum asks whether a five-year age gap really matters when it comes to siblings.
33. The Poo Mums
50:04||Season 2026, Ep. 33It's been a big old week for Soph as she manages a massive garden reboot AND Chrissy being ill in bed - Emma's blown away by her productivity. The ladies get some advice in for a family with teens going through life changing news, and share their own take on how to cope with the emotional overwhelm after a miscarriage. Plus, one mum shares her experience of accidentally becoming 'the poo mum' in a WhatsApp group chat...
32. The Santa Toy Recycling Round
20:50||Season 2026, Ep. 32Soph and Emma hear one ingenious listener's hack for getting rid of those pesky unplayed-with toys, fuss free. Hint: Santa might be involved... yep, Christmas in July! Plus, the ladies share their love of chaotically self-dressed toddler outfits. After all, who doesn't love a princess costume at the ballpit?!
31. Dottieâs Stadium Slip-Up!
48:42||Season 2026, Ep. 31Soph is the proudest mum this week after a trip to the Emirates Stadium with Dottie⌠with a very awkward twist. The girls chat live show nerves and making solo travel feel less daunting, while one mum celebrates a big solo win, another shares the emotional reality of wanting a baby with a partner who doesnât, and thereâs a wild park poo that wonât be forgotten anytime soon.
30. Is There A Right Time To Try For A Baby?
21:14||Season 2026, Ep. 30After Joseph starts asking Emma some big questions about death, a listener shares how sheâs handled similar conversations with her daughter. A teacher proves that even the pros forget school events, and one listener asks the big question: how do you know when itâs the right time to start trying for a baby?