Secret Mum Club with Sophiena

Emma shares the chaos of solo parenting while battling a nasty sickness bug, which leads to a very unfortunate bath time disaster. Meanwhile, Soph is deep in preparations for Renley’s Peppa Pig birthday party. Plus, one listener gets called into nursery after her toddler accidentally teaches the class a very suspect new word.

Soph and Emma are LIVIN’ as they kick off the Mother’s Day celebrations with a little help from Hotel Chocolat, and their famous Velvetiser, plus a dreamy range of hot and cold drinking chocolates. Plus, we hear about all the little things that help mums unwind at the end of a long day, from lavender baths and true crime in bed to sneaky moments of peace behind a locked bathroom door.

It’s a big one… The Secret Mum Club turns THREE! There’s prosecco before midday, party cakes on the table, and a slightly chaotic trip down memory lane as the girls celebrate three years of oversharing, belly laughs and building the best mum community on the internet.

A chocolate mix-up causes absolute chaos this week, as one listener mistakes something very unexpected for a sweet treat. Soph and Emma also tackle school worries and friendship anxiety, share a park trip gone wrong (including an ice cream injury), and unpack some brilliantly awkward things kids have said at the worst possible moment.

We’re getting down with the trumpets as one mum is outed by her little one in the middle of a bus! There’s a lovely follow-up from a mum who shared her baby’s gender with us a while back, and not one… but TWO new admissions to the Secret Mum Club Gallery.

Soph’s had a tough week, navigating Dottie’s parents’ evening and Colby’s struggles at football. Meanwhile, Joseff has some big questions for Emma about his birthday party plans, one step-mum asks how to help her daughters feel truly welcome, and there’s a very public potty-training disaster.

There’s a toothnapper on the loose! But it means one mum has an awkward return to make in the school playground. Lots of listeners get in touch after a mum worries about her son not drinking from a cup, and Sophiena and Emma share their school jumper woes.

Emma gets emotional as JoJo turns four, reflecting on how far he’s come and why this milestone feels extra big. Soph’s put on her detective hat to get to the bottom of parcels that are mysteriously going missing, and one very determined uncle finally earns the nickname he’s been chasing for years.