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The Library Log
Season 2, Ep. 96
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This week, it’s all about sore nips and surprising discoveries. Emma shares her struggle with mastitis, while Soph finds an unexpectedly satisfying spot. Plus, they dive into a listener’s chaotic trip to the library and a hilarious mishap involving zombie makeup.
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