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The Fake Willy
Season 2, Ep. 34
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Another week, another secret about willies! But this time, it's a case of mistaken identity. Plus we hear from a super mum who is doing all she can to make sure her little one gets the care they need, and one of our listeners has left the ladies hanging in suspense!
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15:01||Season 2, Ep. 77The ladies dive into some juicy correspondence about the wildest (and chilliest) PDA ever witnessed! The farmyard animal toy pronouns debate thickens, and this week’s secret features one mum, a toilet seat, and a toddler on the verge of bursting!76. The James Blunt Trump
43:26||Season 2, Ep. 76It’s that time of year again! The winter clothes are making their comeback, which means plenty of shopping trips for the ladies with a measuring tape in hand. Sophiena’s getting down with Renley’s trumpets and James Blunt at the same time, and we hear about one mum on a mission to fill in for the tooth fairy.75. The Phonetic Fail
19:56||Season 2, Ep. 75The ladies start with a quick correction about the Fife Coastal Path before Emma shares her top tip for keeping skin silky smooth. Plus, this week’s outrageous secret comes from a listener facing a hilarious struggle with their little one’s phonetic spelling activities!74. The Muff Guff
49:59||Season 2, Ep. 74Soph’s been trying to get back into the swing of things with the school routine in full force, while Emma is blown away by the wonders of modern postal technology. The ladies also learn a new term for a queef, and Sophiena spills her secret about a car park encounter.73. The Dummy Dilemma
28:11||Season 2, Ep. 73The ladies get sucked back into dummy talk as one mum writes in about her struggles weaning her little ones off finger-sucking. Emma relates to the Secret of the Week, recalling a similar experience from her own childhood involving an x-rated keyring and a curious toddler. Plus, we feature a special clip from Sophiena’s appearance on the Mummy's Boy podcast!72. The Disney Era
47:42||Season 2, Ep. 72Before Emma heads off on holiday, she drops a delightful secret – she and Joseff have officially entered their Disney era, much to Sophiena's excitement! Meanwhile, there's exciting news as our gallery wall gets some fabulous new additions. And for the first time ever, we dive into a mysterious secret about cryptic pregnancy71. Help I Sexted My Secret Mum Club
42:17||Season 2, Ep. 71The ladies have teamed up with William and Jordan from Help I Sexted My Boss for an extra special crossover episode! The boys get a crash course in the messy realities of parenthood, leaving one of them feeling a bit light-headed (William) and one of them more broody (Jordan). We share a mum’s secret about a milk explosion, and the boys bring a few of their listener dilemmas on board, including the age-old question of whether you can stay friends with an ex.70. The Bizarre Cape
49:56||Season 2, Ep. 70As the back-to-school rush looms, the ladies get an interesting update from the OG Giant Pooer. Sophiena shares her family’s recent face-painting adventure where one person definitely stood out more than the rest. Plus, we’ve got a late-night nappy change secret that’s all too relatable!69. Sunday Soak: The Perfect Day
17:55||Season 2, Ep. 69It's the final Sunday Soak of the school holidays! As we prepare for the start of term, let’s take a moment just for you. This week, the ladies chat about their idea of a perfect day, and we hope the soothing music helps transport you to yours!