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He Thinks He's Bloody Tesco's
Season 1, Ep. 11
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Kevin Boniface continues his futile attempt to pin down and record a constantly changing world.
Featuring:
1. Headrow Furnishers
2. Mrs Woodhead
3. Intelligence-Led Security
4. Mitsubishi Animal
5. He Thinks He’s Bloody Tesco’s
6. An Illustrated Book About Birds
7. Nana Jacquie
8. Seven Fuckings and a Bastard
9. The Top Spot Snooker Club
10. Swollen Legs
11. Combover
12. A Statue of the Buddha
13. No More Nails
14. Thanks, Mate. Cheers.
15. Hoovering And Dusting All Over The Place
16. Windowsill Survey
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