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He Thinks He's Bloody Tesco's

Season 1, Ep. 11

Kevin Boniface continues his futile attempt to pin down and record a constantly changing world.

Featuring:

1. Headrow Furnishers

2. Mrs Woodhead

3. Intelligence-Led Security

4. Mitsubishi Animal

5. He Thinks He’s Bloody Tesco’s

6. An Illustrated Book About Birds

7. Nana Jacquie

8. Seven Fuckings and a Bastard

9. The Top Spot Snooker Club

10. Swollen Legs

11. Combover

12. A Statue of the Buddha

13. No More Nails

14. Thanks, Mate. Cheers.

15. Hoovering And Dusting All Over The Place

16. Windowsill Survey

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