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One Direction Perfume For Only A Tenner

Ep. 18

Randomly selected entries from the journals of a West Yorkshire postal worker.

  1. Junk
  2. Power to the People
  3. Things People Have Said To Their Dogs Today
  4. Vaping on a Tail Lift
  5. Herbie the Hedgehog
  6. Don't be Subject to Satan
  7. One Direction Perfume for Only a Tenner
  8. 1980s New Romantic Man
  9. Rover 75 Tourer
  10. Brian and Susan
  11. Stay Safe
  12. Beck's Babe Bares All
  13. Ferrari
  14. A Right Good Do

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