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From The Irish Times, this is Ross O'Carroll-Kelly's weekly audio column, read by Paul Howard.
Sometimes you have to break the Mount Anville code
“Daddy long-legs,” Leo goes, pointing at quite literally nothing. “It’s a focking daddy long-legs.”I’m like, “For the fifteenth time, Leo, it’s not a daddy long-legs. It’s a crack in your glasses from when Johnny hit you across the face with the griddle pan.”
‘You didn’t think I was going to sit back and watch you allow girls into this school, did you?’
“Ross,” Fionn tries to go, “you can’t keep turning up at the school like this.”And I’m like, “Who says so?” sitting down opposite him and throwing the old Dubey Dubey Doos up on his desk.