Reality Roots

This week Jenny Jones and a bevy of mistresses confront THIS GUY Rudy. Apparently it went viral on Insta recently, and I can DEFINITELY see why! Special Guest Appearances by: T-Boz, Holly (Dance Moms) and Idris Elba

Ricki has some young 20's people reveal young 20's people type drama in a fairly ridiculous manner. And a rainbow umbrella!Special Guest Appearances including [Ricki Lake as] Demi Moore and actual Richard Simmons!

Sally invites several guests on to unpack some very, very old Carrie-style traumas and confront some of their former classmates with their extremely mid glow-ups. Special Guest Appearances by Marty "Cham Pain" Gartner, Chris Rock x Donkey (of Shrek), Bob Saget x David Wallace (of The Office) and several loaves of plain, white bread.

I checked with my lucky star and found this fascinating episode of Samantha, the original Dr Phil Family Problem Child! Except, y'know, it's Jerry Springer, who actually accomplishes much more than Dr Phil ever could.

Sylvia Browne, world's least empathetic empath, graces Montel's stage yet again with her visions of dead loved ones and medical advice.

Ricki Lake finds all the drama this week with her newly formed trenchbag Mafia and quite frankly, it's probably slightly more than she can handle. ACTUAL FACTUAL special guest appearance by THE Candis Cayne!

As the saying goes... a Teen Mom by any other name would be just as entertaining, and Sally does not disappoint with this pilot episode for MTV's 16 & Pregnant/Teen Mom/Teen Mom 2 product line. She's so ahead of her time!

The original Dr Phil catfish episode... Nev's not here, but we've got Dr Phil, DHS, the FBI and a surprise appearance by Fergie Ferg's favorite piece of architecture!