Reality Roots

Jerry Springer hosts three love-triangle tableaus to try to sort things out. Featuring one of the softest Jerry Springer fights ever witnessed!Special Guest Appearances including: Pharrell Williams, Karl Urban, Melissa of Dance Moms, Young (Teenage) Frankenstein, and Biggie Smalls(?)

Jenny Jones has arranged a well thought-out tableau of baby-adjacent love triangles for our viewing pleasure, but since no one talks any sense, it devolves from beautiful dinner party vibes to every-man-for-themselves all-you-can-eat buffet pretty quickly. The guys are terrible, the women have low self-esteem, and everyone is highly entertaining. Special Guests including: Sarah Polley, Selena, Chelsea Peretti and Harry Potter!

Ricki Lake has some no-win conversations, I have some no-win opinions, and many guests have no-win expectations. It's a classic no-win-no-win-no-win situation!Special Guests including: Childish Gambino, Janelle Evans, and some of the worst hairstyles of the decade!

On this very special episode of Reality Roots, join me on my downward spiral :)

Dr Phil is bringing us Jenelle Evans v2.0 with the penultimate (?) Dr Phil Family episode. The timeline is messy, the internet is messy, I'm messy, Alexandra is VERY messy.... so get ready for a real hot mess on every level! No special guests this week just a big F U to Dr Phil as a person :)

Three soon to be step-kids confront their step-parents to be. It's a true spectrum of situations, from easily solvable to completely unhinged. Special Guest Appearances including: Justin Long, Jonathan Torrens, and Sirius Black!

Happy Pride to one and all! This year we're talking transgender and bisexuality, with some very brave Jerry Springer guests who are here to come out to a romantic connection. TRIGGER WARNING for Anti-Trans violence... please skip this one if you need to and come back next weekSpecial Guests including: Kelly Rowland's auntie, and Luanne from King of the Hill

This week Jenny Jones and a bevy of mistresses confront THIS GUY Rudy. Apparently it went viral on Insta recently, and I can DEFINITELY see why! Special Guest Appearances by: T-Boz, Holly (Dance Moms) and Idris Elba

Ricki has some young 20's people reveal young 20's people type drama in a fairly ridiculous manner. And a rainbow umbrella!Special Guest Appearances including [Ricki Lake as] Demi Moore and actual Richard Simmons!