Reality Roots

This week I plumbed the depths of the 80's, and was subsequently horrified to no end! Some women are queens, some women are uptight and rude, and one man is a true monster. Special ACTUAL FACTUAL Guest Appearances including Seka, Candida Royale, Bona Z and Gloria Leonard.

Jerry Springer and his audience confront teens who express racist and hateful views that they are unable to defend due to their stupid and illogical nature, as well as their still under-developed teenager brains. You'll never guess who takes their gloves off this week!Special Guests including Carlton Banks and most of a Team America hockey team!

This week, Sally interrogates some teens about the choices they've been making with their sex lives. Don't worry, it's just as creepy as it sounds; luckily you have me to filter through the cringe and pull out the hidden comedy gems and terrible 90s fashions.Special guests including: John Favreau, Alana "Honey Boo Boo" Thompson, and Vinny of the Jersey Shore!

This week Ricki talks to women who are ready to let the world know they're sleeping with men who are already spoken for, by coming clean to the people who should care the most - the girlfriends!Special hybrid guests! Including Michelle Trachtenberg-Zooey Deschanel, Clint Eastwood-Kevin Bacon, Halle Berry-Lil Kim, and a pink-highliter cowboy!

To mark the recent passing of Phil Donahue, a true American treasure, this week I dive head-first into two simultaneous topics that I probably shouldn't, race and religion! Don't worry, as scary as the topics might be, we were always in good hands with Donahue, RIPSpecial guests including ACTUAL Blair Underwood, Ussain Bolt, and more well-meaning but very misguided white Christian women in their 30's than all the Hobby Lobby checkout lines combined!

This week, Jenny tries to bully her teenage guests out of their budding sexuality. Will she accomplish what mainstream religions and societies have thus far failed to do, and stamp out teen sex forever? No. But she'll do her best anyways with a power suit and a mic!Special guest appearances including: Michelle Duggar, Riff Raff, Rachel Dratch as Real Housewife, Courtney Love and Mira Sorvino!

It's Sylvia Browne Wednesday - the perfect day to listen to her cold-read Montel's audience and tell them more or less what they wanted to hear and/or already know.Special guest appearances including prettier Farrah Abraham, genuine Incan (?) dolls, Gilbert Gottfried, and Jody of We Love to Hate fame!

Jerry Springer is the quintessential adult in the room as he talks us through several love-triangles and broad spectrum of associated feelings. Special guest appearances including Kirk Douglas, grown-up Foegle, and Italian Michael Chiklas!