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Ratbag with Mel & Sam

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS GIFT GIVING TRAP!?!

Ep. 50

Hey rats!!


Welcome to another episode and today we are unpacking something very interesting and NO one is talking about it - the unspoken rule of gift giving, and what is appropriate to gift someone vs what is not!


We then take the time to both share the people that inspire our art, and our lives, thanks to a listener dm for our hotline segment. We thought why not shout out the people who make who we are!! Our 'Kick Ons' has us designing our own reality tv shows and then we then we had to sing our gift giving woes in our 'Hit It Toots!'.


Thanks once again for chosing our pod!! We love ya!!


See you Thursdays for another '‘Ratfood!’


Mel & Sam xx



You can watch the full video form of this episode on YouTube HERE: https://bit.ly/MelAndSamYouTube


Follow Mel & Sam on Instagram (@themelandsam) to keep up with all things pod, live shows and other nonsense. And remember, our Bring Bring Bitch hotline is always open! You can also send submissions to ratbagpod@gmail.com!



Mel & Sam would like to acknowledge that Ratbag is being recorded on Stolen Land.


The original custodians of this land have had a rich history of storytelling for over 65,000 years, and we pay our respects to the Wurundjeri people of the Kulin nation whose land we are recording Ratbag on.


Treaties were never signed. Sovereignty was never ceded. Always was and always will be Aboriginal land.



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