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Ratbag with Mel & Sam

Doing My Own Tax??? No Thanks!!!

Ep. 96
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Hey lovely rat divas! Welcome to another episode of ‘Ratbag’ and to kick us off Mel brings a collection of everyday occurrences that are ‘not that deep’. Then we have a write in from a rat who shares a story surrounding some messed up bed sheets. Then we have  riff on some things we got wrong in our lifetime (rip shower heads) before we end with a good old Christian Rock ‘Hit It Toots!’

Thanks as always for listening!

See you on Thursday for another ‘Ratfood!’

Love Mel and Sam


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Follow Mel & Sam on Instagram (@themelandsam) to keep up with all things pod, live shows and other nonsense. And remember, our Bring Bring Bitch hotline is always open! You can also send submissions to ratbagpod@gmail.com!


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Mel & Sam would like to acknowledge that Ratbag is being recorded on Stolen Land.


The original custodians of this land have had a rich history of storytelling for over 65,000 years, and we pay our respects to the Wurundjeri people of the Kulin nation whose land we are recording Ratbag on.


Treaties were never signed. Sovereignty was never ceded. Always was and always will be Aboriginal land.


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A Grouse House Podcast

Recorded at Haven't You Done Well Productions

Produced by Thomas Zahariou & Lucy Bain

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