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Rachel Lawson's The Magicians Podcast
What The-? : The Musical
Season 1, Ep. 534
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Not for kids. Not a Magician story.
“What The—? (Vampire’s Lament)”
Step into the graveyard fog with Musgrave and the ever-skittish Professor Van Bolt face off against the undead… or at least a very offended skeletal vampire. In this darkly comedic musical tale, stakes are dropped, knives are mocked, and crypts creak open to reveal more than anyone bargained for. Is blood truly the life? Can you stake a skeleton? And why does Musgrave keep waking up in coffins?
Featuring dramatic narration, haunting melodies, and a chorus that’ll make you scream (or laugh), this episode is a twisted lullaby for lovers of supernatural mischief and dry wit. Tune in for graveyard giggles, existential panic, and one very persistent vampire.
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