Rachel Lawson's The Magicians Podcast

Rachel Lawson's song translated to Anglo-Norman by co-pilot.the original modern English versionhttps://youtu.be/AlmLNWVmoSw

A song by Rachel Lawson

By Rache Lawson, inspired by The Magicians: Send In The Clowns, where a grim reaper gets a job as a clown to kill a killer vampire clown.

Lance Alexander Sr., also known as The Necromancer, cunningly infiltrates a circus in order to ensnare a nefarious killer vampire clown who not only takes innocent lives but also flees the scene with the entire circus troupe. In order to catch the killer, Lance disguises himself as a sword-swallowing clown.

Step behind the red velvet curtains and into a world where magic, music, and mortality collide.Death, Dreams & Other Backstage Disasters follows Fred Alexander — illusionist, sorcerer, and the secret King of Death — as he tries to survive a live stage show filled with dream‑songs, cosmic mishaps, and catastrophic backstage chaos.With Ana singing of eternal love, Lance wrestling with destiny (and his stomach), Sandy weaving dream‑logic into melody, and Dante the stage manager barely holding the universe together, every performance teeters between brilliance and disaster.From dreamscapes to dressing rooms, from the underworld to the wings, this is a story where nothing is just an act — and every song reveals a truth.✨ Dreams are never what they seem.Death is never offstage.And backstage… anything can happen.

A song on the mystery of dreams by Rachel Lawson

By Rachel Lawson

A song of the night by Rachel Lawson

In a quiet park far from mortal eyes, the heir to the reaper throne receives her very first scythe… and immediately learns her family might be less “harbingers of doom” and more “cosmic lawn‑care professionals.”When two terrified walkers mistake them for serial killers instead of soul collectors, the Necromancer tries to save face by shouting the worst cover story in history: “We’re just here to mow the lawn!”What follows is a chaotic initiation full of sarcasm, symbolism, and one very unimpressed grandfather who vanishes mid‑lecture.Step onto the green side as the Necromantrix discovers what reaping really means — and why her family might be the strangest gardeners the afterlife has ever produced.