Rachel Lawson's The Magicians Podcast

Astry Starfire is five years old, pale as moonlight, and just trying to survive her first day of kindergarten—with a blood bottle in her lunchbox and a rabbit-murdering magician dad. But when her teacher discovers the truth behind her “tomato juice,” chaos erupts. Meanwhile, her mother Astra—Queen of Vampires and part-time ghost whisperer—has to clean up the mess. A darkly funny tale of supernatural parenting, magical mishaps, and the perils of show-and-tell.