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The Magicians: The Princess of Darkeness- Vampirism is Child's Play
Vampires Queen Astra and King Max of Vampires's daughter is on her first day at kindergarten will this ankle biter be a pain in the neck.
"Hurry up Astry we're late!" cried Astry Starfire's Mum, "get in the car."
Astry jumped in her Mum's car.
"You remember every thing?" asked her mother Astra, Queen of Vampires.
"Yes Mum," Astry said.," got my lunch bottle."
"Remember to call it tomato juice not blood and don't share it," said her mum.
''Yes mum" said Astry.
"And don't tell any one about vampires," said Astra.
"Yes mum," said Astry.
"We're here!" said Astra a while later.
"Out you hop," said said Astra.
"Mummy why is that girl so pale," a young child asked seeing Astry.
The mum of the child saw Astra and Astry scooped up their child and put them in their car and said "You're going to another Kinder," and sped off in their car.
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