Rachel Lawson's The Magicians Podcast

Immortal. Ageless. Miserable about his birthday.

Blake—better known in the shadows as Mortimer, king of the reapers—faces the one thing even a 1023‑year‑old can’t escape: a humiliating birthday card. When his son hands him an “Oldermort” joke, the sting is sharper than any scythe. What follows is a cascade of cosmic embarrassment, office disbelief, and ancient truths Blake never meant to spill.

A witty, myth‑soaked tale of immortality, family chaos, and the eternal curse of turning one year older… again.