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The Magicians: God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen
God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen It's Christmas again and everything is crazy again and Blake Alexander is suffering from it's madness again the Necromancer gives his dad a present a black T shirt with the Grinch on saying I hate Christmas on it from the Deject shop. Gabriel is giving out cute fuzzy Santa hats again and the hospital is gone mad with Christmas.In the afterlife Blake's boss Argent has decided to bring back the Christmas spirit again with the Jack Skellingtons are making a comeback everywhere. How far will this madness go? Will the police get what they want for Christmas the serial killer the Necromancer's name or will the miss their present the living reaper Mortimer signed seal and delivered to them by Argent himself. "You need Brandy," said Argent making a glass of it appear in his hand and handed it Mortimer. "But I don't drink," said Mortimer. "You can and must it's Christmas," said Argent. "Okay it's your party," said Mortimer, "Salute!" Mortimer said and drank. He ended up in wet Santa suit. "Why are you covered in drink that's not in the spirit of the season," said Argent. "I said I don't drink I'm a skeleton! What did you expect to happen?" Moaned Mortimer.
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912. Jeo sui Rollo, Duc de Normandie (I am Rollo, Duke of Normandy) HD Mastered
02:06||Season 1, Ep. 912Anglo-Norman French song for my book The Night Of The Fox. By Rachel Lawson
911. The Song Of The Fox: Moonlight Masquerade
04:48||Season 1, Ep. 911Coming soon The Nights Of The Fox by Rachel Lawson
909. Playing with death is never clever- The Magicians: Death Plays Solitaire theme
04:20||Season 1, Ep. 909Theme song
908. The Magicians: Death Plays Solitaire 2
09:51||Season 1, Ep. 908When stage magician Blake Fire drowns his grief in cheap whiskey and a doomed game of dawn‑lit solitaire, the last thing he expects is to be mistaken for a mafia hitman. One dead café owner, one very confused police force, and one extremely irritated King of Death later… Blake does what any innocent man would do: he hides in Hell and listens to Coldplay on repeat.But when his necromancer son drags him back to reality, Blake unleashes an army of reapers, confronts the real killers, and proves that even the Grim Reaper’s boss can have a very bad day.A darkly comic supernatural crime caper where death has a sense of humour—and a temper.
906. A Knight's Plight
03:44||Season 1, Ep. 906A song about a knight in love with a queen by Rachel Lawson.There was a knight like this in love with a queen. Baron Roger Mortimer and the queen were the wife of an English king. Mortimer was hung drawn, and quartered.They were my ancestors via their other partners.
905. The Masquerade v5
10:19||Season 1, Ep. 905A summit. A secret affair. A jealous Viscountess watching from the shadows.When an assassination attempt goes horribly wrong, the Emperor’s family unleashes magic, disguises, and time‑twisting tricks to protect the woman he loves.But the killer returns—and this time, she succeeds.Or so she thinks.Dive into The Magicians: The Masquerade—where death is negotiable, identities shift like smoke, and love becomes the most dangerous secret of all.
904. Lost In Your Nightmare 2
06:02||Season 1, Ep. 904In the shadows behind the stage, a magician falls… and the universe holds its breath.Lancelot Alexander Junior is trapped in a nightmare sun, dying on repeat in a loop that bends both time and dream. His family gathers — a Timekeeper, a Sandman, a Grand Reaper, and a wife carrying the next generation of their impossible bloodline.When Junior’s soul slips between the Dreamscape and the Timescape, two ancient powers step through a portal of blinding light to save him. Inside the burning heart of his own death, they must break the loop before the dream becomes real.This is the night the Sandman enters the nightmare.This is the moment the Timekeeper defies fate.This is the battle for a magician’s life — fought in the realm where stories die and legends are born.The Magicians: Lost In Your Nightmare — an odyssey through dreamfire, time loops, and the unbreakable bond of a family that spans worlds.