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Rachel Lawson's The Magicians Podcast

The Last Massage v2

Season 1, Ep. 827

Not for kids.

Fred never liked spas. But when he’s chosen as bait to catch a killer, he ends up on the massage table of a woman with deadly intentions.

She breaks his neck. She dumps his body. She thinks she’s safe.

Then Fred rises from the lake, naked and furious.

This is The Last Massage — where murder meets magic, and the king refuses to stay dead.

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