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Karen's Undertaking
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By Rachel Lawson
💀 Where death is a business, and the staff are anything but lifeless…
Charon Drax—ferryman of the dead and part-time entrepreneur—launches a funeral home staffed by reluctant necromancers, moody reapers, and one Coldplay-obsessed coroner with a flair for chaos. When the dearly departed start stirring and the living can't stop grieving, it's up to Charon and her undead crew to keep the business afloat… even if it kills them.
From gothic eulogies to magical mishaps, Karen's Undertaking is a darkly comedic romp through the underworld of funeral rites, family drama, and Coldplay-fueled existential crises. Featuring Blake, the emotionally embalmed illusionist, and Lance, the necromancer with a serial killer reputation, this supernatural satire delivers heart, humor, and a chorus of “O-o-o-oh”s you won’t forget.
Perfect for fans of Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman, and anyone who’s ever wondered what happens when the reapers unionize.
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1126. Don't Call Me Juliet! A Timetravelers Lament v2
01:55||Season 1, Ep. 1126Lucius Silver is a young-looking actor stuck in Shakespeare's time, not able to play male parts. Alternate version of the song. The music video of this is on YouTube herehttps://youtu.be/l6JGCGgtwkU
1125. Don't Call Me Juliet! A Time Traveller's Lament
03:17||Season 1, Ep. 1125Theme to episode coming soonLucius Silver is a young-looking actor stuck in Shakespeare's time, not able to play male parts
1124. I'm Left Creeping Along Within Darkness: Extended
05:09||Season 1, Ep. 1124A song by Rachel Lawson
1123. You Are Never Alone (Reality Unmasked)
02:56||Season 1, Ep. 1123Version inspired by Reality Umasked by Rachel Lawson
1122. Asked Juliet
01:56||Season 1, Ep. 1122What happens when Shakespeare meets sorcery? In The Magicians: O Romeo, Romeo! wherefore art thou Romeo?, Romeo dematerialises mid‑scene, Juliet keeps reciting her lines, and Blake Fire materialises onstage to save the production. With supernatural duties pulling actors offstage and an enchanter stealing the spotlight, this magical mishap becomes a theatrical night no one will forget. A witty, whimsical blend of Shakespearean drama and paranormal comedy—perfect for listeners who love fantasy with a mischievous twist. As another song.see music video of this here https://youtu.be/fzhPEj7g6dM
1121. O Romeo, Romeo! wherefore art thou Romeo? A Story
03:57||Season 1, Ep. 1121What happens when Shakespeare meets sorcery? In The Magicians: O Romeo, Romeo! wherefore art thou Romeo?, Romeo dematerialises mid‑scene, Juliet keeps reciting her lines, and Blake Fire materialises onstage to save the production. With supernatural duties pulling actors offstage and an enchanter stealing the spotlight, this magical mishap becomes a theatrical night no one will forget. A witty, whimsical blend of Shakespearean drama and paranormal comedy—perfect for listeners who love fantasy with a mischievous twist.
1120. The Magicians: O Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore Art Thou Romeo? A Song v2
02:44||Season 1, Ep. 1120By Rachel Lawson And William Shakespeare. This song version of a story
1119. Don’t Break My Heart book theme
03:50||Ep. 1119theme to book Under The Moonlight’s Mask, A Love Found Too Late by Rachel Lawson
1118. Under The Moonlight’s Mask. A Short Story
19:20||Season 1, Ep. 1118One night at Carnevale, Lucius meets Cara — a masked stranger who feels like destiny. She asks him to find her… then vanishes. His search becomes a journey of hope, heartbreak, and devotion that outlives even death. This is Under the Moonlight’s Mask — a love story carved in glass, memory, and rain.