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Rachel Lawson's The Magicians Podcast

Bad Omens

Season 1, Ep. 560

When Blake Alexander receives a letter addressed to “Death” and his son Lance gets one for the “Antichrist,” things spiral from prank to prophecy. As the Magicians scramble to decode their cosmic summons, aliens arrive at the White House, the gates of the underworld jam open, and a masked chicken rewrites reality with the Book of Fate. Featuring time-traveling Kindle mishaps, interstellar diplomacy, and a teenage Enchantress with the power to end worlds, this episode is a supernatural fever dream with heart.

Tune in for magical chaos, dry wit, and the most absurd Armageddon since someone tried to microwave a prophecy.

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