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This week Graham and Luke project a full blown blood and guts, hack and slash action movie to spatter some mud and blood all over your Mind Cinema screens! Cock your crossbows, don your finest suits of armour, and come wade through the quagmires of Agincourt with us...let us go back, waaaaaay back, to a time when battles raged, squires squired, and the longbow was the new terror technology of the battlefield. Will Artimus Hillwell prove warrior enough to survive the ordeals of war and exactly how many times will the 'research alarm' sound this episode?? Tune in to find out...
Show Notes
00:00 – 10:55 – Intro, what we have watched – American Movie, Friendship
10:55 – 32:20 – Graham and Luke pitch Rare Change
32:20 – 33:54 – Outro
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12. Season 3 Grand Finale!
01:31:48||Season 3, Ep. 12The Mind Cinema Rolling Roadshow finally comes to a rest after a season full of bucolic post-war walkabouts, quiz show freak-outs, haunted tights and longbow fights! They've pitched a Statham on a bear, a Tucci on a Segway and The Travelling Wilburys inside an explosive truck, but Graham and Luke aren't done yet! As is the time-honoured Racehorse Movies tradition, this episode our duo project a cavalcade of movies before they bid you adieu...there's war satire, kids vs vampires, simmering westerns, pills that make you happy, colours that hypnotise, Natasha Lyonne as a Zuffalo...what's a Zuffalo you cry?? Tune in to find out and for so much more! Not to Columbo you all, but just one more thing - cheers for your ears, and for giving us space in your Mind Cinemas again this season, we've loved every second, and will be back soon for more, and if this is your first time hearing us, head back to Season 1 for a catch up before we return!Show Notes00:00 – 10:30 – Intro, what we have watched - 28 Years Later, The Order10:30 – 1:28:30 – Graham and Luke pitch all the horses!1:28:30 – 1:31:48 – OutroFeel free to drop us a line at racehorsemovies@theneverpress.com, we would love to hear from you!See more creations from our imaginations at https://www.theneverpress.com/
11.5. Season 3 Christmas Special
57:53||Season 3, Ep. 11.5You didn't think we could let another Christmas go by without a visit from the Mind Cinema did you?? Hell no-ho-ho-ho! Rest assured this episode is more festive than Kevin McCallister laying a trap for a goose-fat-slathered Hans Gruber, and to top it off, we have a VERY special pitching guest - Producer Andy! We truly are festooning you with gifts! Andy, Graham and Luke pitch a movie alllll about the big man himself (Father Christmas, cool your jets Jim Caviezel!), who finds himself at the wrong end of a lawsuit served up by Big Tech, on the run in the Big Apple with only 12 days to clear his name...will FC reunite with his reindeer, release his incarcerated elves and wrestle Christmas back from the cold grasp of Bezos?! Grab a hot chocolate, a mince pie and tune in to find out...but before you do, all of the Racehorse Movies crew want to wish you and yours the very best at this time of year and want to thank you, as always, for joining us in the Mind Cinema!Show Notes00:00 – 15:50 – Intro, films of the year – Nosferatu, Hundreds of Beavers, Cloud15:50 – 30:50 – Graham Luke and Producer Andy pitch Getaway (With Yule)55:02 – 57:53 – OutroFeel free to drop us a line at racehorsemovies@theneverpress.com, we would love to hear from you!See more creations from our imaginations at https://www.theneverpress.com/
11. Earthwatch
33:03||Season 3, Ep. 11Somehow we are already at the penultimate episode of Season 3 so this week Graham and Luke start to wrap things up with a bang! They channel their inner Blomkamp and pitch a full-bore sci-fi action spectacular with space ladders stretching up and away from a decrepit Earth, evil corporations flexing their might, and a space-wrench-weilding Laurence Fishburne...try saying that ten times after an eggnog! If this gets you all fired up for some more big-button, analogue sci-fi, then check out our other pitches for Luna Run, or Arceno's Adventure for more!Show Notes00:00 – 10:35 – Intro, what we have watched – The Reflecting Skin, Grosse Point Blank10:35 – 30:50 – Graham and Luke pitch Earthwatch30:50 – 33:03 – OutroFeel free to drop us a line at racehorsemovies@theneverpress.com, we would love to hear from you!See more creations from our imaginations at https://www.theneverpress.com/
9. Rare Change
36:19||Season 3, Ep. 9The Mind Cinema Rolling Roadshow is navigating the last few bends before the final straight of Season 3, so it's only right this week's pitch has a few twists and turns to match! In episode 9 Graham and Luke channel their inner Ealing comedy, and call upon the many talents of two Joneses (Toby and Catherina Zeta, no less!) for a pitch about coin collectors, femme fatales, triple crosses, heists, hoodwinks and cons. Welcome back everyone, bums in seats, sit back, enjoy, and make sure your tootsies don't get run over by a Segway riding Stanley Tucci!Show Notes00:00 – 12:40 – Intro, what we have watched – The Edge, Interview With a Vampire12:40 – 34:18 – Graham and Luke pitch Rare Change34:18 – 36:19 – OutroFeel free to drop us a line at racehorsemovies@theneverpress.com, we would love to hear from you!See more creations from our imaginations at https://www.theneverpress.com/
8. Handle With Care
34:16||Season 3, Ep. 8This week Graham and Luke get all musical, but you have to promise to keep a lid on the rockin' and the rollin', or the gosh darned truck might just go up with a bang!! That's right, just like William 'somebody get this man a doctor!!' Friedkin did before us, we're reimagining Wages of Fear, or should we say Sorcerer?! Either way, this one is going to be chock full of some real life musical legends, playing a fictional band, in a remake of a remake of a book...this pitch has got more layers than an onion sat atop a mille-feuille, reading some Baudrillard, now jump in and get involved before the podcast explodes!Show Notes00:00 – 10:22 – Intro, what we have watched – Shakedown (aka Blue Jean Cop), The Running Man10:22 – 31:45 – Graham and Luke pitch Handle With Care31:45 – 34:16 – OutroFeel free to drop us a line at racehorsemovies@theneverpress.com, we would love to hear from you!See more creations from our imaginations at https://www.theneverpress.com/
7. Porter In The Park
31:24||Season 3, Ep. 7Welcome back lovely listeners - first up, Porter is a type of beer! Second up, get ready to switch this one off if your mum and dad walk in, because this week Graham and Luke are going to turn up the heat a little, loosen a few buttons, get giddy with cupid's disease and roll out a grade-A NC-17 rated arthouse film for projection onto your Mind Cinema screens! What secrets, urges and ailments of body and mind hide behind the closed doors of Peacewater, Louisville? What humps, and what heaves? Will they be discovered, manipulated and exploited by the travelling psychoanalyst from afar?? Gather up your Von Triers, your Thomas Vinterbergs and your Ruben Östlunds and lets see what awaits us in the park...Show Notes00:00 – 08:40 – Intro, what we have watched – The Hard Way, Predator 208:40 – 27:44 – Graham and Luke pitch Porter In The Park27:44 – 31:24 – OutroFeel free to drop us a line at racehorsemovies@theneverpress.com, we would love to hear from you!See more creations from our imaginations at https://www.theneverpress.com/
6.5. Season Three Mid-Season Break - The 90s Film Quiz!
59:57||Season 3, Ep. 6.5This week there is a heady waft of tension-musk in the air of the Mind Cinema, as we partake in the first ever Racehorse Movies 90s Film Quiz! Graham and Luke tool up their grey matter and go head to head like a face-swapped Travolta and Cage hanging off the side of a hurtling speedboat, or a Keanu Reeves and Dennis Hopper atop a careening subway train! Not only do we have 90s-centric questions galore, but we are also going to formally introduce you all to the most wonderful Producer Andy, the devious brain behind all of the questions contained within this episode...Join us and test your own film knowledge alongside our two pitchers, hold onto your butts (and then put them in your seats, please), and get yourselves ready for a pop quiz, hot shot!Show Notes00:00 – 10:41 – Intro, some 90s movie chatter10:41 – 56:52 – Producer Andy's 90s Film Quiz!56:52 – 59:57 – OutroFeel free to drop us a line at racehorsemovies@theneverpress.com, we would love to hear from you!See more creations from our imaginations at https://www.theneverpress.com/
6. Malliot Vert
30:56||Season 3, Ep. 6This week Graham and Luke squeeze themselves into some fetching green tights (a pair each, not both stuffed into one), and deliver up some bang for your buck with an anthology pitch for projection onto your Mind Cinemas! Settle yourselves down and get set for three tales, all linked together by a cursed pair of leggings...we have technicolour circus hijinks, Robin Hood giallo nightmares, and hair rock comebacks! Join us and discover how finite the list of tight-based occupations is, share a quick yearning for a Dirk Bogarde or two, and find out exactly how many Russell Crowes we can stuff into this pitch...spoiler alert - LOTS! Alllllso, If you fancy an anthology double-bill, then check out Starlight Stanley from Season 1!Show Notes00:00 – 07:33 – Intro, what we have watched – The Brink's Job, Tornado07:33 – 27:27 – Graham and Luke pitch Malliot Vert27:27 – 30:56 – OutroFeel free to drop us a line at racehorsemovies@theneverpress.com, we would love to hear from you!See more creations from our imaginations at https://www.theneverpress.com/