Racehorse Movies

The blood has been let, the sacrifices made, and the Psycho Kino is once again throwing open its doors and inviting you inside its depths (if you are brave enough to enter!). Come, come and gorge on sweet, succulent dread…Yes folks, it’s time for the second Racehorse Movies Halloween Special! Graham ‘Mass Murder’ Thomas, and Luke ‘Seared Flesh’ Searle deliver a bevy of beastly pitches for your Mind Cinema, if indeed your horrified peepers are bold enough to look beyond your finger-shield! Our two diabolical pitchers bring you Tobagonian folk-terror, human candles, insane surgeons, Giallo demons spewing fire, and that’s just for starters. There is also a mysterious warning from our very own Floyd ‘The Bud’ Cotton, about the malevolent Golden Maverick, that was assembled but months ago in this very cinema…will our pitchers make it out alive? Will you manage to keep a hold of your sanity as you enter the maelstrom of madness that lies but a play button press away?! There is only one way to find out!Show Notes00:00 – 05:15 – Intro, a letter from a dear friend05:15 – 12:18 – What we have watched - Speak No Evil (2024), The Substance, Milk and Cereal12:18 – 40:15 – Luke pitches Tobago Moon40:15 – 1:13:02 – Graham pitches I'm Next1:13:02 – 1:17:07 – OutroFeel free to drop us a line at racehorsemovies@theneverpress.com, we would love to hear from you!See more creations from our imaginations at https://www.theneverpress.com/

Roll up, roll up one and all for the first ever Racehorse Movies Roadshow! In an unexpected turn of events, Graham and Luke have been summoned overseas to the offices of the Mind Cinema - is it finally time for our duo to receive their P45s?! Or will in fact they be able to save their skins by delivering a belting, jam-packed, surprise-filled episode chock-a-block with raging space battles, screwball comedies, Yetis, possessed boxers and the most heroic piece of fruit that has ever graced the silver screen?? Get comfy in your seats one last time, and join us for the Season 2 finale to find out! Show Notes00:00 – 05:25 – Introductions for some very special guests!05:25 – 01:18:09 – Graham and Luke pitch all the horses!01:18:09 – 01:20:50 – Outro  Feel free to drop us a line at racehorsemovies@theneverpress.com, we would love to hear from you!See more creations from our imaginations at https://www.theneverpress.com/

As we hurtle towards our season finale, Graham and Luke present a panoply of pitches for projection onto the screen of the Mind Cinema! Today's listings include a Bostonian gang war turned on it's head after a life coach is thrown unexpectedly into the mix, a John Hughes fantasy where phones can call the future, a Jarmuschian anthology with a smattering of Bakula...and....well, shucks - we don't want to spoil all the surprises, so sit back, get comfy, and let the penultimate episode begin!Show Notes00:00 – 06:08 – Into, what we have watched – Hit Man, Immaculate06:08 – 39:39 – Luke pitches Cornahilt Soldier39:39 – 01:08:50 – Graham pitches Late Night Talking01:08:50 – 01:12:04 – Outro  Feel free to drop us a line at racehorsemovies@theneverpress.com, we would love to hear from you!See more creations from our imaginations at https://www.theneverpress.com/

Screw the silencers onto your Walther PPKs, slip on those tuxedoes, settle in your seats and stroke your complimentary Blofeld cats - it's time for the Racehorse Movies 'Bond, James Bond' Extravaganza! This week the Mind Cinema's very own Double O agents Graham and Luke pitch a couple of action-packed, globe-hopping tributes to MI6's most famous spy...Expect an episode stuffed full of evil masterminds hell bent on world domination, audacious set pieces, exotic locales, quips, gadgets, and henchmen ripped in twain, so fire up the projector and cue the John Barry already!Show Notes00:00 – 03:51 – Into, what we have watched – La Chimera, Cool Hand Luke03:51 – 55:49 – Graham pitches The Game Is Up55:49 – 01:35:20 – Luke pitches Twilight Kiss01:35:20 – 01:37:56 – Horse name selection for next week, outro  Feel free to drop us a line at racehorsemovies@theneverpress.com, we would love to hear from you!See more creations from our imaginations at https://www.theneverpress.com/

This week for his pitch Luke fries up some green tomatoes, and runs a river right through the Mind Cinema with a grand sweeping family epic stuffed full of generational resentment, lost love, and bare chested truck stop boxing. Next up Graham channels his inner Riddler and springs a surprise pitching game on our dynamic duo, throwing them headfirst into a whirlwind of remakes, multiple Martins, Michael Caines and Christopher Nolan vehicles - this way sweet madness lies! Special announcements, new team members, and a 'top humpers and heavers in film' discussion - it's another bumper episode!Show Notes00:00 – 06:17 – Into, what we have watched – Dune 2, Quota Quickies: Smokescreen, The Third Alibi06:17 – 47:08 – Luke Pitches Kiss Me Moon47:08 – 01:11:30 – Graham pitches Dance And Glance01:11:30 – 01:15:16 – Horse name selection for next week, outro  Feel free to drop us a line at racehorsemovies@theneverpress.com, we would love to hear from you!See more creations from our imaginations at https://www.theneverpress.com/

This week in Episode 8, Luke dons his pith helmet, slings his rifle over his shoulder and marches us deep into the dark, sweaty, surreal heart of the Amazon Rainforest for an adventure crammed full of gold, greed, madness and folly...settle back in your seats and hear the speakers of the Mind Cinema tremble with the sounds of the flora and fauna! Graham pulls us back from the brink of forest based insanity, and brings a three layered sandwich to his pitching picnic, the first slice: a surprise Marvel pitch (cool it, Feige, we've lawyered up!), the filling: a moving sports drama, and the top slice: a very welcome visit from an old Podcast friend, who finds himself slap bang in the middle of a Jerry Bruckheimer action thrill ride! Show Notes00:00 – 06:38 – Into, what we have watched – Hypnotic, Raising Arizona06:38 – 41:47 – Luke Pitches Mark Of Gold41:47 – 01:22:13 – Graham pitches Guard Your Dreams01:22:13 – 01:24:16 – Horse name selection for next week, outro  Feel free to drop us a line at racehorsemovies@theneverpress.com, we would love to hear from you!See more creations from our imaginations at https://www.theneverpress.com/

This week, in a first for the Mind Cinema we receive a special delivery from our new friends at the Cinecittà Di Bologne...a mysterious box full of unassembled reels of film, a paper edit, and an invitation to assemble them into a semblance of a movie...who better to take on the task than our very own Graham and Flloyd 'the bud' Cotton! What secrets lay within the spools, and have we accepted a dark force into the walls of the projection booth...?? Luke, on the other hand, has a mangled VHS he's rescued from the recreation room player that he needs to make some sense of - and keeps the paranormal ball rolling with his tale of a serial killer stalking the rain soaked streets of Chicago, pulled right from the shelves of a 1990s Blockbuster!Show Notes00:00 – 06:23 – Into, what we have watched – Decision To Leave, Iconauta, Perfect Days06:23 – 42:10 – Graham pitches Golden Maverick42:10 – 01:18:44 – Luke pitches Snow Forecast01:18:44 – 01:21:09 – Horse name selection for next week, outro  Feel free to drop us a line at racehorsemovies@theneverpress.com, we would love to hear from you!See more creations from our imaginations at https://www.theneverpress.com/

Oooooohhhhhhh yeaaaaaahhhhh!! Pull on your spandex, you jabronis, it's time for the Racehorse Movies mid-season break - a wrestling spectacular to surpass the most star-studded of Royal Rumbles, can you dig it?! This week the Mind Cinema's very own Legion of Doom (Graham and Luke) sit down for a review and natter about The Iron Claw...they discuss the golden area of wrestling, favourite wrestlers turned actors and a whole bunch of wrestling themed movie suggestions. Duck under the ropes and join our duo on the mat for a relaxed, loosey-goosey hang.....it's a pleasure to have you here as always!Show Notes00:00 – 02:30 – Intro02:30 – 14:56 – Graham and Luke chat about The Iron Claw14:56 – 32:27 – Memories of wrestling, best wrestlers turned actors, movie accompaniments to The Iron Claw32:27 – 34:12 – Outro  As discussed, here is a link to the Behind The Bastards_Podcast: Vince McMahon episode!Feel free to drop us a line at racehorsemovies@theneverpress.com, we would love to hear from you!See more creations from our imaginations at https://www.theneverpress.com/

Come on in and make yourselves comfy in the Mind Cinema, we have a couple of humdingers ready for projection! This week Luke will be pitching a film about a slick, psychopathic businessman days away from a Really Big Deal - he's hopped up on more blow than a hurricane, and teetering on the edge of a complete meltdown...will a mysterious painting be the thing that tips him over the edge?! Graham keeps the pedal to the metal for his movie - with a Coen-esque chase across 1920s America. A bank robber and a young girl are thrown together by fate and forced to R-U-N-N-O-F-T from a villain more tenacious than a T-1000...there will be bullets, blood, music, magic and a whole lot of heart....but will there be redemption...?Show Notes00:00 – 07:41 – Into, what we have watched – You Made It Weird, Anatomy Of A Fall07:41 – 42:13 – Luke pitches Splashing Pilot42:13 – 01:21:14 – Graham pitches Freighttrain 135101:21:14 – 01:24:06 – Horse name selection for next week, outro  And for your listening pleasure, Graham has made a playlist to accompany last week's pitch for The New Lion!Feel free to drop us a line at racehorsemovies@theneverpress.com, we would love to hear from you!See more creations from our imaginations at https://www.theneverpress.com/