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Racehorse Movies

Graham and Luke come up with a new movie idea each week to pitch to each other (and you!)


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  • 13. The Halloween Special...Part 4!

    40:52||Season 4, Ep. 13
    Hear ye the tolling of bells, hear ye the pleading of the dead! Come forth, dear listeners, and ready yourselves for the most blackest of masses at the Mind Cinema, conducted with dark glee by Graham 'friend of Baphomet' Thomas and Luke 'upside down crucifix' Searle. That's right, our pitching duo have heeded the call of the Ouija board and have risen from their tombs on this All Hallows' Eve to furnish you with a pitch befitting the season...Bums on gravestones, everyone, and get ready for a tale full of sensual awakenings, transformations, eviscerations, and a beast unleashed in a sleepy Italian town - L’orrore comincia! Show Notes00:00 – 11:11 – Intro, what we have watched – The Devils (1971), The Ninth Configuration (1980)11:11 – 34:45 – Graham and Luke pitch Hellcat34:45 – 40:52 – OutroFollow us for all the latest Racehorse Movies news over on Instagram or feel free to drop us a line at racehorsemovies@theneverpress.com, we would love to hear from you!See more creations from our imaginations at https://www.theneverpress.com/

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  • 12. Season 4 Grand Finale!

    01:32:22||Season 4, Ep. 12
    Here we are already at the end of season 4, and what a season it's been - we've had self-aware robots saving an AI controlled Tokyo, criminal empires tearing themselves apart, Glen Powell (aaaaand a bonus Glen Campbell!) trapped in a Coen brothers nightmare, Star Wars pod racers careening across a scrapheap planet, Zendaya Bourne again, and so much more - but Graham and Luke aren't done yet! This week, as is the tradition for Racehorse Movies, our duo are pitching ideas for all 12 horse names from a race - this time to the newly promoted Hollywood Producer Andy...will he greenlight their ideas and shower them with spondulicks, or will he ash his cigar over their heads and drive off in his limo? Get inside the Mind Cinema one last time and find out....and fear not, we'll be back to pitch for you all again soon in Season 5!! Show Notes00:00 – 14:21 – Intro, what we have watched – Speed Racer (2008), Masters Of The Universe (2026), Ten Canoes (2006)14:21 – 1:27:50 – Andy, Graham and Luke pitch All The Horses!1:27:50 – 1:32:22 – OutroFollow us for all the latest Racehorse Movies news over on Instagram or feel free to drop us a line at racehorsemovies@theneverpress.com, we would love to hear from you!See more creations from our imaginations at https://www.theneverpress.com/
  • 11. The One We Dream Of

    53:00||Season 4, Ep. 11
    This week we have a very special guest in the Mind Cinema, our very own red hot Producer Andy live on a red hot mic! He will be leading Graham and Luke through a pitch set in the near future, where the creation of a bit of software meant to bring people together, is in fact in danger of tearing them apart...will technology throw humankind into a dystopian nightmare, or will it be app-illy ever after for us all?? Bums on seats, and let's find out - not to mention, we have a bonus Producer Andy movie review to kick off the episode, it's chock-a-block in here! Show Notes00:00 – 15:00 – Intro, what we have watched – Contact (1997), Watchers (1988), Heel (2026)15:00 – 49:03 – Andy, Graham and Luke pitch The One We Dream Of49:03 – 53:00 – OutroFollow us for all the latest Racehorse Movies news over on Instagram or feel free to drop us a line at racehorsemovies@theneverpress.com, we would love to hear from you!See more creations from our imaginations at https://www.theneverpress.com/
  • 10. City Of Diamonds

    37:50||Season 4, Ep. 10
    This week after a couple of movie reviews, Graham and Luke stuff their cheeks with tissue paper and get ready to make you an offer you can't refuse! Come on into the Mind Cinema and slip on some concrete boots, while our duo pitch a sprawling, epic tale of a crime family rocked by the death of their Don. Will they keep their power over the city, or will they topple faster than Marlon Brando in the garden with an orange slice in his gob!? Show Notes00:00 – 10:48 – Intro, what we have watched – Surviving The Game (1994), Escape To Victory (1981)10:48 – 33:49 – Graham and Luke pitch City Of Diamonds33:49 – 37:50 – OutroFollow us for all the latest Racehorse Movies news over on Instagram or feel free to drop us a line at racehorsemovies@theneverpress.com, we would love to hear from you!See more creations from our imaginations at https://www.theneverpress.com/
  • 9. Two Can Problem

    48:06||Season 4, Ep. 9
    This episode we start things off with a real treat for you lovely listeners - a bumper bunch of reviews, with plenty of chomps, and a Joe Pesci movie marathon! Then it's time for Graham and Luke to lift us all off into SPAAAAAAAAACE! This week's pitch sees our duo project a dramatic, cynical sci-fact™ movie onto the Mind Cinema screen, where a husband and wife's marriage starts to break down almost as quickly as the damaged space station they are trying to repair - and all in front of hundreds of millions of viewers. In space, no one can hear you scream.....but rest assured everyone can see you be a terrible, cowardly, misogynist b*stard!Show Notes00:00 – 12:30 – Intro, what we have watched – Beast Of War (2025), With Honours (1994), Jimmy Hollywood (1994), The Super (1991)12:30 – 44:34 – Graham and Luke pitch Two Can Problem44:34 – 48:06 – OutroFollow us for all the latest Racehorse Movies news over on Instagram or feel free to drop us a line at racehorsemovies@theneverpress.com, we would love to hear from you!See more creations from our imaginations at https://www.theneverpress.com/
  • 8. Elm Creek

    42:21||Season 4, Ep. 8
    This week after a couple of movie reviews, Graham and Luke pitch a twisted tale about the pangs, pains and dangers of going back to where you came from, in a whip fast genre-switching small town American odyssey...will a big city reporter get lost, possibly forever, in the past he escaped years before? Will he be trapped, tortured and encased within a giant fire hydrant?! Will Graham get so het up he has an accidental Glen-age a trois mid-episode?! Let's get into the Mind Cinema, get those bums on seats, and find out!Show Notes00:00 – 09:35 – Intro, what we have watched – The Good Son (1993), The Ballad Of Wallis Island (2025)09:35 – 37:00 – Graham and Luke pitch Elm Creek37:00 – 42:21 – Casting and outroFollow us for all the latest Racehorse Movies news over on Instagram or feel free to drop us a line at racehorsemovies@theneverpress.com, we would love to hear from you!See more creations from our imaginations at https://www.theneverpress.com/
  • 7. On The Cards

    52:33||Season 4, Ep. 7
    Graham and Luke start the show by reviewing a couple of Paul Schrader movies from the 90s, before pulling on some ritualistic robes and getting all mystical with this week's pitch! Prepare thyself, dear listener, for a terrifying tale of two showmen who dabble too deeply into the occult, and spend the next 10 years paying for their dubious explorations...there will be wild visions (not just our two glorious pitchers), spectacular magic fights, portals to terrifying liminal spaces, and friendships torn asunder...beware, for this week, inside the Mind Cinema lays madness, art thou brave enough to enter?!Show Notes00:00 – 13:20 – Intro, what we have watched – Light Sleeper (1992), Affliction (1997)13:20 – 46:20 – Graham and Luke pitch On The Cards46:20 – 52:33 – Casting and outro Follow us for all the latest Racehorse Movies news over on Instagram or feel free to drop us a line at racehorsemovies@theneverpress.com, we would love to hear from you!See more creations from our imaginations at https://www.theneverpress.com/