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Sexiest Podcast A-LIVE! FROM VICTORIA! w/Jay Malinowski

This VERY SPECIAL episode is LIVE! And in a theater full of Phonies, with Jay Malinowski performing jingles live, anything can happen (and it DOES!) Jessi reads an offensive text and Prince Harry apologizes for his offensive behavior. But do we forgive him? 


Jonathan Bailey is the Sexiest Man Alive and Jessi calls HER thirsty mom up on stage to read this week’s arousing edition of “Calling All Thirsty Moms”. Gen Z thinks they invented “sitting in silence” with a new trend called “Rawdogging Boredom” and Shay Mitchell invented facemasks for Toddlers (we wish she hadn’t). Plus! Would you clone your dog? Tom Brady wants you to, and Jessi reveals if she’s ever hooked up with a celebrity- we told you ANYTHING COULD HAPPEN! So f*%k it, let’s do it LIVE! 


As always, ask Jessi Anything, HERE: 323-448-0068

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