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Phone a Friend with Jessi Cruickshank

I Need A Big Cuddle (ft. Evening Club, The Oscars, The Pussycat Dolls & Groundskeeper Willy)

DRAMA! COMEDY! PUSSYCAT DOLLS! This episode covers every important genre. First, Jessi breaks down everything you didn’t see at The Oscars- Who PUSHED Teyana Taylor? What did Timothée whisper to Kylie? When did Leo become FUN? And why does the academy hate K-Pop Demon Hunters? Then, the Pussycat Dolls are reuniting without THE REDHEADS. Jessi is seeking justice. 


Plus, is Groundskeeper Willy the hottest cartoon? Or is it Aladdin? Prince Eric? The dad from Inside Out? We weigh in on this divisive issue. And Jessi’s husband Evan makes a surprise appearance to share intimate details about their personal finances with the world! If you need a cuddle, curl up with this ALL NEW EPISODE!


Meet Jessi at EVENING CLUB: A Dance Party from 7-10pm. Tickets are going FAST get them HERE: www.jessicruickshank.com/tour


And ask Jessi Anything, HERE: 323-448-0068



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