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Low Tier Swifties w/ Taylor Swift Scholar Crystal Haryanto

Does Jessi like The Life of a Showgirl? Does Jason My Producer? They weigh in on the bops, the flops and the WOOD on Taylor Swift’s most controversial album yet. Then Jessi phones Crystal Haryanto, the Berkeley Professor who teaches a course on Taylor Swift and her review on the album is MORE SHOCKING than Taylor’s line about opening up her thighs. 


Plus! Nicole Kidman alters the world with her BREAKUP BANGS! Keith Urban is dating a 25 YEAR OLD!! Meghan Markle is being shamed for a contraversial instagram post and Jojo Siwa is TERRIFYING. We’ll tell you why on the show.. because BABY, THAT’S SHOWBIZNESS FOR YOU! 


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