Phone a Friend with Jessi Cruickshank

This week had highs, lows and undercuts… Jessi falls in love with Andrew Garfield, LIVE ON THIS PODCAST, but he will NEVER be her Devon Sawa. Ariana Grande is throwing shade at Elvira just in time for spooky season! North West gave her mom a crappy birthday gift, pun intended, and Jessi discovers the artistry of Skibidi Toilet. Plus, we grapple with the passing of Liam Payne and the impact he had on a generation.As always, ask Jessi Anything, HERE: 323-448-0068

The (Boba) Tea is HOT this week! Simu Liu has ignited the world’s first Dragon’s Den scandal and Jessi is taking sides. Are Salma Hayak and Nicole Kidman in an “ICY FEUD”? We do JOURNALISM to find out. Plus! Ariana Grande is trying to save SNL and Celine Dion is trying to save the NFL. All that, and the reason Jessica Chastain was just canceled over $15. Pour yourself a flight of wine (or don't) and ENJOY! Leave your voicemails for Jessi about anything, HERE: 323-448-0068

Take a picture of your toilets because this episode is the SH*T! Jessi starts by dropping HUGE NEWS about spotting her celebrity crush (Phonies if you know, you KNOW). Then Ellen tries to redeem herself in her new Netflix special, but is the joke on her? Plus! A rousing edition of ‘Hot Couples doing Hot Things’ featuring Ariana’s confessions about SpongeBob, Lana Del Rey’s marriage to an Alligator Tour Guide and Kristin Cavallari’s break up with a 24 year old Tik Toker. All that and an ode to Pacey Witter (HELLO Joshua Jackson) AND a step-by-step guide to decorating YOUR TOILET. Gen Z-Style. It’s called #PooAesthetic. We can’t make this sh*t up. Leave Jessi a VOICEMAIL, ABOUT ANYTHING, HERE: 323-448-0068

Tighten your corsets Bad A$$ Business Bitches because Nicole Young is here to speak out for the FIRST TIME about the “cast mutiny” that she has caused at Selling Sunset. Why did she spread THAT rumor about Emma? What scenes were REAL and which were FAKED? And how does she feel about her castmates using the hashtag #NicoleIsTrash🗑? Whether you watch Selling Sunset or you have ‘better things to do’... this is a conversation about Reality TV that will BLOW.YOUR.MIND. Plus! Is Katy Perry’s new album #Trash🗑? Critics think so, but does Jessi? Chappel Roan loves to Chappel MOAN- is she setting healthy boundaries or just complaining about fame?  Then, Jessi wants JUSTICE for one of the Golden Bachelorette contestants and TRIGGER WARNING: this episode will ruin Chicken Nuggets. Jessi LOVES YOUR MESSAGES! ask Jessi Anything, HERE: 323-448-0068

Trigger Warning: If you are a member of “The Sussex Survivors Club” this episode is not for you. We break down the latest accusations against Harry and Meghan and why their employees keep quitting. Plus- what’s wrong with Ben and Jlo’s post-divorce PDA? SO MANY THINGS according to Jessi. Then, P Diddy’s arrest! Justin Timberlake’s apology! Dave Grohl’s Baby! Donald Trump’s Tweet! And Steve-O’s Breast Implants! We bring back our festive segment called MEN ARE PIGS! All that and a recap of the Emmys, an update on Jeremy Allen White and why 6-6-6 is the latest trend in dating. Thank god Jessi is only dating you, Phonies. As always, ask Jessi Anything, HERE: 323-448-0068

POLITICS! POP CULTURE! POP MUSIC! HOT PEOPLE! BLOW JOBS! BRACES! Today, we're covering it ALL... First, eat your dogs and your cats! We've got the funniest moments from the very unfunny presidential debate. Then, Jlo wears a revenge dress, Travis and Taylor dance at the US Open, Brad Pitt hard launches his girlfriend and Glen Powell shows us his manhood in a new edition of Hot People Doing Hot Things! Plus, Katy Perry said something controversial again... but this time, Jessi is on her side? (Sorry Dave Grohl, she's not on YOUR side). All that, plus fake braces are HOT ON TIK TOK and Jessi shares her family vacation HORROR story. Moms! Dads! Childless Cat Ladies! This episode is for YOU. As always, ask Jessi Anything, HERE: 323-448-0068

It’s Pumpkin Spice Season and we’re celebrating with our SPICIEST episode YET! Matt Barr, the man with the world’s BIGGEST penis takes Jessi’s call and NOTHING is OFF LIMITS. Turns out it’s HARD (pun intended)  to live with a phallus longer than a footlong sub. Matt shares the pros and cons, the ups and dongs, sorry- DOWNS- of having the worlds biggest dong. Plus, would you PAY to attend a loved one’s wedding? Tik Tok thinks you should!  From Video Games to Taxidermy, women vote on the least attractive male hobbies (and Jessi’s husband does many of them). Then, to get in the fall spirit, we break down the best and worst of actual Pumpkin Spice products (Pumpkin Spice bum wipes, anyone?)As always, ask Jessi Anything, HERE: 323-448-0068

This week, Jessi AND Justin Bieber welcomed new babies into their homes! Jessi is Lizard Mom and she has thoughts on Jack Bieber’s Mom. Then, the fallout from the Bennifer Divorce is REAL… according to “Sources.” But which headlines are true, which are false and which are coming straight from team Jlo? Then, Jessi looks for Jeremy Allen White, while he looks for his pants. Plus Jessi gets roasted by AI and explains the real reason why she postponed her tour. Thank you for your support phonies, you mean the world. Jessi is waiting for your voicemails, HERE: 323-448-0068