Phone a Friend with Jessi Cruickshank

Take a picture of your toilets because this episode is the SH*T! Jessi starts by dropping HUGE NEWS about spotting her celebrity crush (Phonies if you know, you KNOW). Then Ellen tries to redeem herself in her new Netflix special, but is the joke on her? Plus! A rousing edition of ‘Hot Couples doing Hot Things’ featuring Ariana’s confessions about SpongeBob, Lana Del Rey’s marriage to an Alligator Tour Guide and Kristin Cavallari’s break up with a 24 year old Tik Toker. All that and an ode to Pacey Witter (HELLO Joshua Jackson) AND a step-by-step guide to decorating YOUR TOILET. Gen Z-Style. It’s called #PooAesthetic. We can’t make this sh*t up. Leave Jessi a VOICEMAIL, ABOUT ANYTHING, HERE: 323-448-0068

Tighten your corsets Bad A$$ Business Bitches because Nicole Young is here to speak out for the FIRST TIME about the “cast mutiny” that she has caused at Selling Sunset. Why did she spread THAT rumor about Emma? What scenes were REAL and which were FAKED? And how does she feel about her castmates using the hashtag #NicoleIsTrash🗑? Whether you watch Selling Sunset or you have ‘better things to do’... this is a conversation about Reality TV that will BLOW.YOUR.MIND. Plus! Is Katy Perry’s new album #Trash🗑? Critics think so, but does Jessi? Chappel Roan loves to Chappel MOAN- is she setting healthy boundaries or just complaining about fame?  Then, Jessi wants JUSTICE for one of the Golden Bachelorette contestants and TRIGGER WARNING: this episode will ruin Chicken Nuggets. Jessi LOVES YOUR MESSAGES! ask Jessi Anything, HERE: 323-448-0068

Trigger Warning: If you are a member of “The Sussex Survivors Club” this episode is not for you. We break down the latest accusations against Harry and Meghan and why their employees keep quitting. Plus- what’s wrong with Ben and Jlo’s post-divorce PDA? SO MANY THINGS according to Jessi. Then, P Diddy’s arrest! Justin Timberlake’s apology! Dave Grohl’s Baby! Donald Trump’s Tweet! And Steve-O’s Breast Implants! We bring back our festive segment called MEN ARE PIGS! All that and a recap of the Emmys, an update on Jeremy Allen White and why 6-6-6 is the latest trend in dating. Thank god Jessi is only dating you, Phonies. As always, ask Jessi Anything, HERE: 323-448-0068

POLITICS! POP CULTURE! POP MUSIC! HOT PEOPLE! BLOW JOBS! BRACES! Today, we're covering it ALL... First, eat your dogs and your cats! We've got the funniest moments from the very unfunny presidential debate. Then, Jlo wears a revenge dress, Travis and Taylor dance at the US Open, Brad Pitt hard launches his girlfriend and Glen Powell shows us his manhood in a new edition of Hot People Doing Hot Things! Plus, Katy Perry said something controversial again... but this time, Jessi is on her side? (Sorry Dave Grohl, she's not on YOUR side). All that, plus fake braces are HOT ON TIK TOK and Jessi shares her family vacation HORROR story. Moms! Dads! Childless Cat Ladies! This episode is for YOU. As always, ask Jessi Anything, HERE: 323-448-0068

It’s Pumpkin Spice Season and we’re celebrating with our SPICIEST episode YET! Matt Barr, the man with the world’s BIGGEST penis takes Jessi’s call and NOTHING is OFF LIMITS. Turns out it’s HARD (pun intended)  to live with a phallus longer than a footlong sub. Matt shares the pros and cons, the ups and dongs, sorry- DOWNS- of having the worlds biggest dong. Plus, would you PAY to attend a loved one’s wedding? Tik Tok thinks you should!  From Video Games to Taxidermy, women vote on the least attractive male hobbies (and Jessi’s husband does many of them). Then, to get in the fall spirit, we break down the best and worst of actual Pumpkin Spice products (Pumpkin Spice bum wipes, anyone?)As always, ask Jessi Anything, HERE: 323-448-0068

This week, Jessi AND Justin Bieber welcomed new babies into their homes! Jessi is Lizard Mom and she has thoughts on Jack Bieber’s Mom. Then, the fallout from the Bennifer Divorce is REAL… according to “Sources.” But which headlines are true, which are false and which are coming straight from team Jlo? Then, Jessi looks for Jeremy Allen White, while he looks for his pants. Plus Jessi gets roasted by AI and explains the real reason why she postponed her tour. Thank you for your support phonies, you mean the world. Jessi is waiting for your voicemails, HERE: 323-448-0068

In this timeless classic all new episode Jessi mourns the end of an era… two eras actually… with the official divorce of Bennifer. Then, we Gossip, Girl about Blake Lively and the ‘It Ends With Us’ drama. Is she a mean girl? Should she be canceled? Jessi is TRIGGERED. Plus, why it’s hot to be Demure and even HOTTER to be a contestant on The Golden Bachelorette. All that, plus Jessi phones 3 time Canadian Olympic Gymnast Shallon Olsen to spill all the Paris tea about Olympic Sex, Cardboard Beds, Ugly Uniforms, Simone Biles and Raygun. It’s a gold medal episode, enjoy!Jessi is sitting by the phone, waiting to hear from YOU, ask anything HERE: 323-448-0068

The Olympics are over but Jessi earned a Gold Medal in watching them!  Raygun! Snoop Dog! Olympians on Only Fans! We celebrate Jessi’s top 3 Olympic takeaways with a closing ceremony of our own. Then, Celine Dion doesn’t want Trump to play her old song, and no one wants to play Katy Perry’s new one. We wish Ben Affleck a very happy birthday, by discussing his estranged wife’s Paparazzi shots. According to our friend Whitney Port… they were STAGED? All that, plus Fridgescaping is Hot on Tik Tok and Jessi tries to define the hot new “Gen Z Slang Terms” being entered into the Cambridge Dictionary. Boop! Your voicemails DO NOT give Jessi ‘The Ick’ ask her ANYTHING, HERE: 323-448-0068

Today is a very stupid, very fun and very personal episode. For the first time, Jessi opens up about her deeply painful loss. Then, put on your (v unflattering) bathing caps, we're diving in to the Paris Games. Jessi gets a shocking DM from a Canadian Olympic Gymnast and celebrates Hot, Taught, Cocky, Ballsy Olympians! She gives her HOT TAKES on who are the sexiest athletes, why the olympics needs more a**holes, and why she thinks she should compete at the 2028 games. Plus... Breaking Penis News makes it's triumphant return as we discuss the Penis that Broke an olympians dreams. All that, and Ben Affleck got a post-breakup makeover, teens don't work summer jobs anymore, and Demi Moore wants to normalize farts. ew. Thank you Phonies, for your endless love and support. As always, leave Jessi a voicemail HERE: 323-448-0068